I see these "self-insert" fics all over the place. People never really seem to like them, but that's what I do, I take something people don't like and make it into something they do like. Most people anyway. Anyway, here is the profile for myself in the story.

Human:

Name: Kassandra

Nickname: Kasi

Age: 12 3/4

Home Town: Everett, WA

Eyes: Brown

Skin: Light-ish

Height: About 5'

Hair: short and naturally curly, forever frizzy and out of control

Mobian:

Species: White Mouse

Special powers: Able to Climb up any surface, Super-Speed (not as fast as Sonic, but not normal speed either)

Super Form: Chaos Control Kasi (ick… I don't like that name) I suppose it DOES sort of sound cute…

Appearance: Look at my profile pic for basic appearance. In this story: Wearing black ninja shirt left over from Halloween costume, also wearing red pants (I'm no good at matching outfits apparently)and dark green VANS shoes.

"Great… another day at day-camp-jail for older kids… AKA, Evergreen Middle School." I though to myself as I heard my mom's voice calling me downstairs.

I was still mostly asleep, so I had a tough time finding my clothes pile on the chair across the room. I rarely actually put my clothes where they're 'sposed to go. I suddenly heard my cell phone, an LG Xenon, ringing with the 8-bit version of "I am (all of me)," Shadow the Hedgehog's theme. Wows I love the hedgie. I turned off the alarm and lay back down.

"KASSANDRA OCEAN REID GET UP NOW!" I heard my mom's voice, getting annoyed. Yeah, with me, that's annoyed.

"Coming, Mom! C'mon Shadow." I said to my Shadow Plushie, scooping it out of the bed and tripping over a random pair of pants on the pink rug on my way out. My room is also rarely cleaned.

"PAIIIIN Without love! PAAAIIIN Can't get enough! Take it Shads!"

"…"

"Great!" I sang one of the many songs I've learned online and tried to get my Shadow plushie to join in all while making instant oatmeal. I accidently put milk in my oatmeal, right after spending five minutes looking for the milk in the laundry room. I didn't care, though and ate it anyway. It tasted good.

"Fiiine… My-uh-Hee… My-uh-hooo My-uh-Haaa… My-uh-iPod!" I mis-sang the lyrics to the song on purpose cuz it sounded funny and random that way.

"That soon? Said Spoon… Just eat… a comb!"

"Almost time to go, and what is that song?" Mom wondered to me as I kept singing. I rolled my eyes.

"It's the Numa numa Song, Mom! It's like the most well known viral song thing ever! Right, Shadow?"

"…"

"See?" In reply, my alarm to leave went off.

"I'd like to make myself beliiiiiiive thaaaat plaaaannnet eeeeeeaaarth turns slooooowwwllly…" I sang along with my Sansa Fuze MP3 player. It's not an iPod, but it's something. My friend Kat looked at me weirdly. Kat was a seventh-grader and I was a sixth-grader.

I almost missed the bus cuz my locker wouldn't open, and then my backpack got stuck. It took me pulling on the backpack, then my friend Tina pulling on me to get it out. We both fell backwards when it popped out.

I noted that my laptop was glowing funny when I picked it up. I passed. I'd watched too much Ghost Hunters to try to operate that thing. It looked possessed. I opted for the Wii instead, putting in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games and picking my custom team, Team Hedgie Power, I didn't notice that the balance board and Wii remote were glowing, too. I felt like a really WAS in the game.

Then my head went all fuzzy and I blacked out.