I Wish I owned a Jason...Everyone should have one.
It was a fact. And try as you might facts cannot be changed. When any thing happened to one of their bases the first thing they grabbed was the CD collection. They loved their music. Sam had Hard Rock, a limited amount of Pop and a little country . Jason on the other hand had Rap, Hip Hop, and Soft Rock. The only genre they had in common was Techno. Jason had learned to play the guitar at a young age so he was trying to teach Sam, yeah, like she listened . Jason came home one day (they didn't go everywhere together) to hear Techno singing blasting through the base. 'Uh oh she's in a bad mood and currently beating her punching bag to a bloody pulp' he thought glumly. He approached the gym (you had to go through Sam's room to get there) with the utmost caution. What he saw surprised him. Sam was dancing around the gym singing. "When I grow up I wanna be famous, wanna be a star wanna be in movies" . He listened for awhile and then said "How are you doing that? Three women with voice scramblers are supposed to sing that!". Sam nearly had a heart attack "GAH! Jason!…How long have you been standing there?" "long enough. How do you do that with out a scrambler?". Sam sighed "I can make my voice sound like any voice I hear.". After a moment she said "Even yours" for this she used Jason's voice. " One, don't ever do that again its creepy. Two, cool!". Sam laughed slightly and grabbed onto the trapeze that was hanging from the ceiling. She did multiple tricks before hanging upside down by her knees and asking " Hey Jay, are you hungry?". Jason shrugged "sure" . Swinging back and forth until her feet were firmly planted on the wall. Sam pushed off, let go of the trapeze and went spiraling through the air. As nothing in this house can go as planned (If indeed there is a plan) she crashed right into Jason. "On second thought. Why don't you take a shower before cooking?" Jason said slightly muffled by the pile of Sam that had landed on him. Sam smiled sheepishly. After a quick shower they stood at the stove. Sam's waist length black hair was pulled back in a slightly dripping pony tail. She was stirring a pot of green bubbling goop. " I know you use magic, but is the potion really necessary?" Jason asked slightly concerned. Sam laughed and said "It's Jew's mallow. You'll like it.". As it turned out they ate the whole pot. And Jason spent the night throwing
Up while Sam applied wet towels (how was she supposed to know he was allergic to it?