Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
Mayor for a Day
Chapter 1: Out of the Building
One morning at South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office which McDaniels was seated at her desk busy milling through important paperwork that needed to be signed at that moment. Which she was writing them that entire she has a business meeting to attend at the South Park Chamber of Commences office in a half hour but all sudden that the door crackles open which she will not paying any attention that had entered the room which it was her nephew Dylan and Cartman came walking in there.
"Aunt Mary or I'm calls you Mom now" Said Dylan while he was thinking to himself which she had become legally guardian to him and his brother after the gruesome deaths of his parents during the zombie outbreak that ravaged the town only a few weeks ago that is when she looks up from her work and she does not looks very happy when she saw Eric Cartman standing there in front of her at that moment.
"What is it my dear but what the hell that brat is doing here?" McDaniels said in a very sneering voice while looking menacing at Cartman at that very same second then she simply looks down at her fancy gold watch that she is going to be late for the meeting which she was grabbing her purse and short black wool peat jacket along with her glasses and a tan file to take with her then she says "Oh look at the time I'm going to be late for that damn meeting that I'll be back in a couple of hours and NO monkey business and do not touch my stuff either while I'm out which Johnson and Freddy are in charge"
"Yes madam we will be on our best behavior while you are out of the office" Said Cartman which he is making his voice to sounds very sweet and innocent towards her who finds it very maddening to hear which she just rolls her eyes and walk away from that whole fake ass experience that is when Cartman has a very bitter smile has he went up to the mayor's nice and cozy executive chair at that moment.
"Look everyone I'm the mayor now" Said Cartman while he is wearing that very same bitter grin which at that moment which he remembers a flashback when he and the other kids took over the town that they all falsely accused the town's adults as child molesters which they were proved not to be the type at all while Cartman became the mayor of South Park which McDaniels had skipped town to escaped town from that madness along with BarBrady and her assistants. Then he says" Ah, I always wonder what is in your aunt's desk Dylan?" Which he open the top middle door of the desk which it reveals ordinary pieces of papers, paper clips, rubber bands along with countless pens and pencils. But as he continues to be a sneaky little rat that he is that is when he has stumbled on the bottom door which it has furry handcuffs, a box of unused condoms, along with a half full bottle of vodka that is when both of boys blushed brightly on their face which they are thinking about the mayor is a closeted wild one espeaciality toward BarBrady when no one is around.
"Come on Cartman if my aunt finds out that you were in her desk which she will be fucking blow her top off like Mount St. Helen." Said Dylan while looking angry and cowardly plus he was flicking his long fringe out of his eyes which he know about the hell that they could be facing from her if she find out. Then he says" I mean she is a very organized and clean freak that she likes her stuff very organized dude"
"Geez I'm sorry but I'm not a cowardly little bitch toward your aunt like you are Dylan" Said Cartman in a very sneering voice while looking menacing at Dylan who was ready to slap or punch the shit out of him at that moment for calling him a bitch. At that very second he neatly straightens all the mayor's stuff which it was originally sat in her desk then he says "There anything is back to normal for her highness' return Dylan!"
But all sudden Johnson came walking in there to check on them in cause of they are causing any trouble by the mayor's orders right now.
"What is going on in here you better not touch the mayor's stuff kids or she will have my ass?" Said Johnson which he thought to himself that he still can't believe that he is babysitting a bunch of brats right now while getting a cup of hot coffee for himself at that moment
"Nothing is going on here Mr. Johnson, right Dylan?" Said Cartman with a light hiss while Dylan rolled his eyes that he has to lied to his aunt's right-handed man
"Everything is fine Johnson" Said Dylan while still looking murderous at the fat ass when he said the lie to the top mayoral assistant at that very same second.
"Good if I hear anything bad that your asses will be in big trouble by the mayor when she gets back from her meeting." Said Johnson in a scornfully sounding voice
"Yes sir" Said both boys which they look scared that is when he walks out of his boss' office at that moment.
To Be Continued
Author Notes: This story chapter references Season 4's episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure when the kids took over the town and Cartman became the mayor and references Dylan's adoption by his aunt from my Virus story.