Jeremiah Starts a Band
Jeremiah is in hospital, he gets an epiphany and decides to start a rock band called "The Jeremoos". He looks down at his legs. They are broken. He is a disabled man. So, he thinks to himself, "how the hell am I gonna start a band?" And then, five people walk into the room. Their names are Johnson, Jackson, Jessica, Jim and Jenna. They all have instruments with them. Johnson plays the trombone. Jackson plays the French horn. Jessica plays the Theremin. Jim plays the tuba. Jenna plays the keyboard. They agree to start a band because they need a new member and Jeremiah is the perfect candidate play with them. Jeremiah decides to rename his band and call them "THE JEYS". Jeremiah wants to play the guitar. But has no idea how to. So after departing from the hospital in a wheelchair, he embarks on an epic journey to learn how to play a guitar. He takes lessons from the now departed Jimi Hendrix. And also takes yoga lessons for the disabled with George Bush, who has recently decided to go into physical fitness exercise. Suddenly, Batmen appears during one of Jeremiah's yoga lessons and kicks the yoga instructor out of his window. "Sup, Miah?" Batman says to Jeremiah. "Remember me? I am your worst nightmare." Batmen then pulls out a machete from his undergarment. He waves it around crazily with much enthusiasm and vigour because he's a crazy man who has issues and Robin left him. So he's sad. Out of the blue, Jeremiah gets a call from Pizza Hut. "Hello?" answers Jeremiah. "Ok." Jeremiah then turns into a puff of smoke and jumps under a table. Shocked, Batmen runs away. Jeremiah saves the day.
The End.