Hey ya, this would be my first attempt at a multi chapter story after writng two short one shorts, so please review so that I know how I'm doing and so I can improve as the characters are probably very ooc Thanks

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, all I own is the plot line, unless it has been used before

How to make friends, influence jounin and take over a ninja village

Chapter 1

Tsunade P.o.V

Cannot help but feel that I am about to make a grave mistake, but then again how much trouble can three genin cause... Then again he's on the team, with him as their sensei, urgh I'm getting a headache just thinking about all the ways this could go wrong, it's a disaster waiting to happen. But look at team seven, it turned out ok, that is after Naruto dragged the Uchiha back to the village, how he managed that I'll never know, but look at them now, sakura's a chunin and on her way to being a great ninja, Naruto's studying with Jiraiya, he better not turn his student into a pervert as well.

Speaking of Naruto, he has a lot more respect from the village now, after defeating Gaara in his Shukaku form and bringing Sasuke back to the village alive, there are very few who look down on him anymore. Hell he even made chunin.

But this team, so many things could go wrong, team seven was a one in a million chance, a once in a generation thing, if that. It could of gone any numerous ways, like Sasuke actually reaching Orochimaru, Naruto being killed in that battle, Sakura following him, not that she would anymore, but it could happen. Team seven was a lucky chance, this team could go completely wrong, but I have no other choice, they're the only ones left, the rest of their class are chunin and it's not fair to pair them up with rookies a year or two younger than them. They just have to pass the exam, they only have to last for that long then they can return to their original teams and the village can stop fearing its possible imminent destruction.

"Shizune, find Kakashi and tell him that I want to see him in my office now." I yelled through the door.

"Neko deliver these scrolls," I said this time at a normal volume, throwing three scrolls into the corner behind me, a quiet "yes hokage-sama" and a slight breeze, was the only evidence that someone had been there.

" and now I wait"

~~about three hours later~~

"yo... where is everyone? got bored of waiting?"

"no the meeting isn't for another five minutes now, only two hours fifty-five minutes late?"

"I'll be back in three hours then, hokage-sama" he said, turning to exit through the window he used to enter...before being grabbed by a rather tall anbu, complete with snake mask.

"thank you hebi-san"

"necessary?" he asked with... was that a pout, was he actually pouting at me under that mask, has the world gone mad? Has he gone mad? Then again with the team I'm about to inflict on him, maybe it would be for the best if he wasn't in his right mind, well he managed with Naruto on his team, he could take this.

"very" yes that was most defiantly a pout

~~five minutes later~~

The door swung open to reveal three genin, one anxious, another indifferent and the final only appeared curious, not surprising after being summoned by the hokage, whom you have never spoken to before.

"Hello, nice to see you're all on time" maybe stressing the one time part wasn't entirely necessary but what can I say.

"Why did you want to see us, hokage-sama" the lazy jounin said, with a not so subtle dig, at least I attempted to conceal my comments.

"Kakashi Hatake meet your new temporary genin squad" then turning to face the now thoroughly shocked trio "Team four meet your new sensei"

"What!"

"But Hokage-sama why do I-"

"H-hokage-sama I'm-"

"Why do I have to-"

"Me? Their sensei? You-"

If they continue to talk over each other like that, then I'm gonna get another headache, maybe this was what sensei had to deal with went he put together team seven.

"QUIET! You are a team, that is it, you have to be able to work with others to be a chunin, or do you want to stay a genin for another year?" Yep that struck a chord with the genin, I recived a full out death glare from one, more or less no reaction from another, other than her hand reaching slowly closer to her weapons pouch, while the final genin just looked down at the floor, fists clenched. "And you, Hatake, you trained team seven so I'd say your perfectly qualified, wouldn't you?"

"Look how that went!"

"Well all three students are in the village, two are being trained by sanin, the other is... well as I said, still in the village and has learnt his lesson," turning my head to look at the glaring genin "hasn't he?" he squirmed slightly, still the death glare did not subside, how does he keep that up. Some parents teach their children to read, play games and make friends, uchihas... well they seem to teach their children how to death glare under any circumstance.

"So any objections, no good"... "What are you standing around here for, shouldn't you be getting to know your new team?" Oh look more death glares, even the meek one managed to pull one off, well I wouldn't call it a death glare more of an ice glare. Who knew she had it in her? Well her family wouldn't like to be outdone by the Uchiha, even if it is in strength of glares. They left the room after that, this is even going to go very well or very badly, at this point I'm leaning toward the latter, as I have the distinct feeling that I've just created a monster, well let's have a look at the lottery, should take my mind off things...

...

"$HIT!"

~~~~Scene Change~~~~The Bridge~~~~

Kakashi P.o.V

Well, this was not how I pictured my day going, walking around town? Being challenged by Gai? Sure. Reading Icha Icha? Well that was a given, but having three teenage ninja staring at me, waiting for their new sensei to say something, as I said, not how I saw my day going.

"Urm... well hello I'm your new sensei, I'm sure you know who I am, so let's get on with the introductions. Names, age, likes, dislikes, speciality and dreams for the future." Great they're looking at me, that means I have to go first, but at least they're quieter than my other team. "I'm Kakashi Hatake, my age... I don't feel like telling you, my likes... well now you're old enough to know, the Icha Icha book series, dislikes... those who abandon their comrades, speciality... I know many jutsu, my dream for the future..." would you looks at that, even Sasuke's interested... heh "... at this point my dram for the future is, getting Jiraya-sama to sign my limited edition Icha Icha books" Okay now two of them look just about able to kill me, the shortest even went so far as to slam her palm against her forehead, doesn't she know she'll only lose brain cells like that? "Right since I know your name we'll start with Sasuke," more glares, I wasn't even trying to annoy them this time.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, my age is fourteen, I like... tomatoes" okay... not really sure what to think of that, girls don't either. "I dislike lots of things, at this point the hokage especially" Well said... leave it to the teenager just off parole to speak the traitorous thought crossing all of our minds. "my speciality used to be ninjutsu, but I can't do that anymore, so at this point I guess it would be Taijutsu," yet another condition of the parole, the hokage is just trying to make this hard for me. "My dream for the future... same as ever" Come on, how many times does he have to get beat up by Naruto to give up, gaara gave up after one fight and it only took two for Tsunade-sama to love the kid all of a sudden. "... Without following the path set out for me by my brother." Well it's an improvement, by the glare and the barely constrained giggles, it appears that my relief is visible, well it appears as though the short one is ready to introduce herself.

"My n-name is Hintata H-hyuga" well that was not as bad as expected, from what I heard, I was expecting her to stutter every two seconds, but its early days yet "I am fourteen and like pressing fl-owers and training, I d-dislike those who give up without trying and... those who think I'm weak" that last part, all nervousness was gone, strange. "My speciality, is probably my c-clans taijutsu style and my o-own techniques," her own techniques, first I've heard of this, could be interesting. "my dream for the future is to become a k-kunoichi that my f-father would be proud of, and to unite the main and branch houses of my clan." So far that makes an avenger who is no longer allowed to learn anymore ninjutsu, who also wants to kill his brother using his own strength and a shy, stuttering girl who wishes to completely change the way her clan is run... and to make her father proud. Please kami let the last one be normal.

"My name is Tenten, I'm fifteen, I like training with my weapons and learning more about funjutsu" funjutsu, a strange hobby for such a young ninja, most find it useless until they grow older and get some patience. "I dislike those who think that kunoichi are weak" a feminist, great, I can tell we'll get along just fine... the feminist and the pervert, great job Hokage-sama. "My speciality is different types of weapons and my dream for the future is to become a strong kunoichi like Tsunade-sama."

"Okay Team four, we'll meet up tomorrow, same place, at seven, dismissed" Why do I get the sinking feeling that this team will be the death of me, well at the very least I'll take them down with me, maybe annoy the hokage while we're at it.

End of chapter 1

Okay that is officially the longest thing that I have ever written without being forced, so please review, I plan to add another chapter at least once a fortnight, but it may be delayed due to exams.