Bill, Zoey, Louis and Francis was walking in the parish one night. They were all bloody from the day's battles with the hoard. Everyone was hold up in a little old shack that was the safe room. Everyone was asleep except Francis he could hear a strange sound coming from the next room. It was groning and he thought maybe it was the zombies who come back for revenge. Francis grab his med kit, crow bar, and doubl barrel shawty.
He went into the next room all quiet to sneak up on the zombies. But it wasn't zombies at all! It was Bill and he was talking in his sleep. Bill was saying "NO! NO! GET IN THE TRENCH!" Francis was shocked Bill just kept screaming
"NOOO! THEYRE FIRING THE GRENADE LAUNCHERS! INSENDEARY WEPONS IN BOUND! GET DOWN FOOOOL!"
Francis was sympatharticbecause Bill was having his WWI flashback again from fighting the Nazis. But Bill was just screaming and screaming and he wouldn't stop so Francis tapped him on the nuts and said "wake up ya old fuck you want zombies cuz this is how you get zombies.," and Bill say b"sorry Francis. Its a long story. I was in the trenches when..." then before Bill could explain a zombie moaned at the window.
"Oh woops" said Bill and Francis say "this is why we can't have nice things."