Demons in My Head

by LadyoftheDrow

ONESHOT. Just a little Ficlet that popped into my head late one night, or rather early one morning. . . . and wouldn't leave me alone. Vincent's Demons take an unplanned vacation in my head during an Artist's Block.

A/N: I took a look at what had done to my poor little ficlet and decided to repair it – 10-08-08

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Demons in my Head

OneShot Chapter

Hello

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Guide to Demon-Speak

Galian Beast - /blah/

Death Gigas (blah)

Hellmasker :blah:

Chaos 'blah'

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With a sigh, I set my pencil down on the table and let my head fall (THUMP!) to the wooden surface in resignation, "Damnit, why can't I draw him right!?"

/Make a fire! That'll inspire you!/

"No, I may be a closet pyro, but I can't even get to the fireplace at the moment, nevermind find the matches," I muttered as I propped my head on a fist.

(Go play GuildWars for an hour!)

"No, beating up weirdo creatures is not gonna help me draw him."

:Awww, come on! Doesn't all that killing just inspire you?:

"Alright, whoever the HELL you are, what the F--ing Hell are you doing in my head?" I mentally poked at the source of the voices.

'Hey! I didn't say anything! Why're you hitting me!' a fourth voice protested.

"Well, you are in my head," I pointed out dryly, "And last time I checked, the only voices I had in my head was Zack and a 7-year-old version of Sephiroth."

(Well, that was before your muses opened a dimensional vortex that leads to the random mind of one of your favorite characters)

"Oh, let me guess," I rolled my eyes, "I got Vincent?"

(Yep)

"Oh, great . . ." I let my head fall into my hands and muttered, "Alright fine, any good ideas?"

:Well . . .:

"You," I pointed a mental finger threateningly at the loud-mouthed demon, "Be quiet or I'll lock you away."

"Much better," I grinned, "I have no idea why Vincent thinks you guys are such a problem, It's so easy to control you."

(Well, you do have more theoretical knowledge in the subject)

"Since when are you an intellectual?"

(shrug)

I snorted, "Alright, can one of you give me a mental image of him that I can draw?"

'Whatever'

I grinned, "Why thank you, Chaos, I never realized you could be so nice, even if you were my favorite demon."

'I am? Cool!'

I laughed as I started the outline of my sketch, "Ten points for you, Chaos."

He let out an odd whoop and I grinned, "Huh, I like you guys, any of you good at killing Writer's Block?"

/I am!/

"Well then," I grinned, "Get to it, Mister!"

/Yes, Ma'am!/

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A/N: The Evil Plot Bunnies of the Realm of Humor attacked me last night and I managed to write out my first one-shot in under twenty minutes. Comments and compliments are appreciated and flames will be used to bribe Galian Beast into killing more Blocks from the Writer Clan.

LadyoftheDrow and Co.

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