Summary-Michiru and Sotetsu go on a date. Chika and Shito attempt to ruin it. :D

A/N-I actually have 3 chapters for this story written, I'm just too evil to update right now. Bwahahahah! I wrote this story in China when I was bored, from around August the 18th to 20th.

Chapter 1-The Perfect Date?

The Zombie Loan team had all assembled in Bekko's office. It was a hot August Saturday, and let's just say the dorms had no air conditioning but the Z-Loan office did. Sotetsu and Michiru shared a large, plush armchair; Chika, Shito, and Otsu sat on a leather couch; Koyomi kicked back on a recliner; and Yuuta served tea while Bekko looked over important documents and contracts. The undertaker was nowhere to be seen.

Michiru shifted uncomfortably in Sotetsu's lap. Even with her back to them, she could feel Chika and Shito glowering at her. Moreover, glowering at Sotetsu. Sometimes, she just didn't get them. (A/N-Dense much, Michiru?) Sensing her uneasiness, Sotetsu ruffled her hair.

"It's okay, they're just jealous,"

he said cheekily, emphasizing the last word. An audible humph and growl could be heard from the couch. Yuuta set the tea down and Chika, Shito, and Michiru all took a cup at the same time. Seeing a great opportunity, Sotetsu asked,

"Michiru, how about we go to the movies on Sunday?"

Michiru almost choked on her tea. Chika really did, and Shito, as composed as he was, proceeded to spew his drink all over Yuuta. As Koyomi chewed Shito out for getting Yuuta's shirt wet and Otsu gave Chika the Heimlich maneuver (with little success, since there was nothing to be brought back up in the first place), Michiru, somewhat red in the face, whispered into Sotetsu's ear,

"Meet me in the dining hall at 6pm tomorrow."

Sotetsu grinned, and the two left. Behind them, Chika, who had just been revived, could be heard shouting a string of swear words.

Michiru tugged at her blouse nervously. She had chosen a light pink shirt and a sky blue skirt for her night out. She wasn't really that anxious about the date, but the people sitting next to her weren't helping. Chika and Shito had been waiting for her when she first entered the dining hall at 5:50. As soon as she sat down, all the lights turned off except for a bright desk lamp that Chika pointed at her face. Chika then began firing questions at her like a sharp shooter while Shito wrote down her answers.

"What movie are you watching?"

"I don't know…"

"Is there romance in it?"

"I don't even know what movie we're watching!"

"How close are you sitting to Sotetsu?"

"Next to him?"

At this, Chika and Shito began to whisper urgently.

"How affectionate do you plan to get?"

Shito questioned cautiously.

"Um…well…"

Michiru blushed. Just then, Sotetsu came to her rescue.

"Come on Michiru. The ride's out back."'

"Thank God," Michiru muttered, standing up quickly. Sotetsu raised an eyebrow.

"Sorry, but the interrogation squad can't come along."

If looks could kill… Michiru shuddered. Sotetsu would've been long dead…

"…This is ridiculous." Shito stated. He was sitting one row behind Michiru with dark glasses on, as well as a blonde wig. Chika sat next to him, wearing glasses and a brown wig. (A/N –Must've been tough for Chika to put on with his spiky hair and all XD)

"Shhh…Be quieter. We're spies, remember?"

Shito just shook his head.

The movie began. After about 10 minutes, Sotetsu put his arm around Michiru. This movement took about .000009851 second for Chika to notice. Here it comes… thought Shito, reaching for his ear plugs…

"PDA! PDA! PDA IN SEATS 8A AND 8B! PDA!"

(A/N-For those who didn't know, PDA stands for Public Display of Affection) Dang, too late… Shito cringed, massaging his sore ears. Michiru turned around, her eyes widening.

"Chika?! Shito?! What are you doing here?!"

Collective silence.

"Who are these people 'Chika and Shito'?"

Chika asked hesitantly in a fake Scottish accent. Shito mentally slapped his forehead. Chika continued.

"…My name is Frederick, and this is…er…Marissa."

"Marissa my *ss! I'm a guy!"

Shito protested.

"That's…um, what she wants you to think."

Chika said slyly. Shito glared daggers. Dang Chika! He was going to pay for this! Then Shito had an idea.

"Well, even Marissa is a better boy name than Chika…the poor fellow." Shito mentally smacked Chika upside the head for making him say 'fellow'.

"No guy would ever have the name Chika. After all, it means girl in Spanish."

Shito reasoned. (A/N-Yes, I know the 'chica' that means girl in Spanish is spelled differently, but they sound the same. I think.)

Chika tried very hard to resist punching Shito in the face. Unfortunately, as we all know, Chika does not have very much self-restraint. Thus, a fistfight broke out.

"Well Shito sounds like sh*t!"

"At least it sounds better than Chika!"

"Does not!"

"Does too!"

"Does not!"

"Does—"

At this point, both of them were permanently kicked out of the movie theater.

"Well…Maybe they didn't figure out who we were…"

Chika suggested hopefully on the way back to the dorms.

"And maybe one day you'll grow a brain."

Shito said sarcastically.

"…You really are an idiot."

Shito added after five seconds of silence.

Then it clicked.

"HEY! I DO TOO HAVE A BRAIN!"

A/N-I got part of this idea from a Drake & Josh episode, where their little sister Megan goes on her first date. I want 5 reviews before I update. :)