CHAPTER 1: Enter Uzumaki Naruto
???: NARUTO!!!!! A foggy morning in Konoha, leads Naruto waking up late for the first day of school at Konoha academy of the Arts.
Naruto: Bababa... I'm late, Damn it why did it have to be so foggy outside, I probably won't get anything to eat.
Minato: *Knocks on Naruto's door* Naruto do you need me to drive you to school?
Naruto: Believe It
Later at school
Iruka: (That idiot, I can't believe he's late on the first day of school, after the trouble I went to getting him into the academy)
Kakashi: What's wrong Iruka you look puzzled
Iruka: Oh It's nothing Kakashi, I'm just worried about Naruto, he's not here yet
Kakashi: Oh so Minato's son is coming here this year. This is gonna be interesting
Iruka: Well I guess I should start with the homeroom rosters for now... Erhem... Ladies and gentlemen of the 2009-2010 season, welcome back to another exciting year at Konoha Academy for the Arts, as some of you know I am Mr. Iruka Umino the main advisor here. We will begin with the Seniors, as we call the class rosters please meet with your teachers and proceed to the classroom's for further instructions. In 12-1 Mr. Shikaku Nara class...Hana Inuzuka, Kabuto Yakushi, Yuki Isamu...
Meanwhile, in Minato's car
Minato: Lighten up, Naruto don't be so tense, I'm sure you will have a great year at your new school
Kushina: Hmm, Minato you remember our days at the academy, you were so handsome and good at everything
Minato: Hehe, Oh but you were (As Naruto interupts)
Naruto: Mom, Dad interesting story and all but can we hurry
Minato: Oh well will tell you when you get home
Back at school
Shikamaru: This is so troublesome, I hate this uniform
Ino: I think it looks good on you Shikamaru
Chouji: Shika and Ino sitting in a tree
Ino: *Punches Chouji* You're so immature, besides Sasuke is the only guy for me
Shikamaru: What's with you chicks and Sasuke
Ino: I hope I get the same homeroom as him
Sakura: In your dreams pig, he's gonna be in my homeroom
Ino: What did you say forehead
Shikamaru: *sigh* Women are so troublesome
Iruka: Next are the Freshmen, before we start I'd like to introduce the 3 new homeroom teachers, First is Ms. Kurenai Yuhi, who'se also in charge of the Literary Department, The three students in her homeroom will be Shino Aburame, Hinata Hyuuga and Kiba Inuzuka.
Kiba (yells): Yahoo! I get the hot teacher
Kurenai: He's a loud mouth for sure
Iruka: Erhem... Mr. Asuma Sarutobi, the soccer team's head coach, his students will be Chouji Akimichi
Chouji: Aww the soccer coach, I wanted a lunch lady
Iruka: Shikamaru Nara
Ino: You just wait when they call me and Sasuke together in the same class
Iruka: And Ino Yamanka Ino (yells): What!!!
Iruka: (These kids...) And last but not least Mr. Kakashi Hatake, in charge of the disciplinary office, his students are Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, and... Naruto Uzumaki
Naruto kicks the auditorium doors proclaiming: I... Naruto Uzumaki have arrived
Sasuke: Idiot...
Kakashi: So that's Naruto eh,
Iruka: Naruto you're late, don't let it happen again...
Naruto: yeah yeah, so I'm with Sakura-chan eh and sasuke
Sakura: Oh no
Iruka: Anyway the 9-4 will be...
Kakashi leading Naruto Sasuke and Sakura: Just follow me we will have introductions and formalities when we arrive to class.
Sakura: Wait a minute Kakashi-sensei, isn't this the In school suspension room
Kakashi: Yes it is, this where your homeroom will take place
Naruto: But there are no windows or anything, it's so dull
Sasuke: Doesn't matter it's only homeroom idiot
Naruto: Alright Sasuke I'm tired of your attitude, I'm going to kick your ass right here and right now
Kakashi: My my what a lively bunch you are, but do you want to get expelled your first day of school?
Sasuke: Hmm.. Idiot
Naruto: Rgggh
Sakura: Naruto *Grabs him by the shirt* You moron, talk about first impressions, whaddya wanna make him think were some thugs
Sasuke: (She's one to talk)
Kakashi: If I could have control of my class again I would like to have you introduce yourselves including names interests hobbies and goals in life, Sakura you do the honors.
Sakura: I'm Sakura Haruno, my interests include shopping and hanging out at the mall, my hobbies are playing trivia and memorization games, my goals in life is to become a successful doctor (and get Sasuke to marry me).
Sasuke: Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto Interupts)
Naruto: Maybe I wanted to go next
Sasuke: Uh... you're such a child Naruto: Huh...Fine continue
Sasuke: As I was saying, my only interest is completing high school, my hobbies are studying and long walks, my goals in life is restore honor to my clan's name
Naruto: Boring...I'm Naruto Uzumaki, I'm gonna be the greatest soccer player to live, my interest are ramen and soccer, my hobbies are eating ramen and playing soccer
Kakashi: As your homeroom teacher I will act as an advisor through-out your Freshmen experience, If you don't have any questions for me
Naruto: O..ooo what happened to your eye
Kakashi: Please pick up your schedules and head to your first class
Naruto: Awww