Hey everyone! So I was talking about the Deadly Six with a friend of mine, and he said something about Zazz being bonked on the head and his personallity was changed to be a calm and polite personality. As a result, this story was born.

Warning: There will be humor. :P

Disclaimer: Zazz and characters belong to SEGA.

It was another day on the Lost Hex. The animals were playing peacefully in the fields. That is, until the Deadly Six showed up. The Deadly Six were an extremely violent group of Zetis who often harassed the poor small animals. This time, there was no blue hedgehog to save them.

As if on cue, a blue ball dashed into the scene. The ball stopped in front of the small woodland creatures and rose to take shape of a blue hedgehog. This hedgehog's name was Sonic, hero of the planet Earth. His duty was to protect anyone who was in trouble. These animals were certainly in trouble, so he decided to stop the Zetis.

"Hey!" Sonic yelled at the violent group. "What do you think you're doing harassing these creatures again? Didn't you learn anything from the first time?"

The purple Zeti was the first to lash out at the blue hedgehog, leaning over him. "You questioning us, blue rat?!"

"Yeah, I'm questioning you!" The blue hedgehog shouted back. "And I see that you still haven't taken a bath!"

This notion set Zazz off in a raging frenzy. He moved around screaming garbled words. Then he menacingly pointed at the blue hedgehog and screamed, "I'm gonna rearrange your face after I skin you alive!"

"Oh yeah?" Sonic said arrogantly, "Well bring it on!"

The lanky zeti glanced at his leader to give permission to beat Sonic to a pulp. Zavok nodded, then leaped away from the battle. Master Zik followed his apprentice as well. Zeena decided to stay at her spot and finish her nail art, and Zor sulked away muttering things about "pointless conflicts." Zazz did the first strike as he rushed toward Sonic to claw at him. Sonic spin-dashed out of the way and grabbed Zomom's sandwich, which he was sitting on a stump eating it. Sonic then shoved the sandwich into Zazz's mouth, and jumped behind him, while giving a round-house kick in the head, knocking the lanky zeti into unconsciousness.

Meanwhile on a hill near Westopolis, a black hedgehog coughed as he swore he had a mental image of Sonic giving a purple alien a roundhouse kick in the head.

"I feel a disturbance in the universe." The black hedgehog muttered.

Sonic walked over to the unconscious body of Zazz and wondered if he was awake.

"Hey smelly, you gonna wake up soon?" Sonic asked, itching for another fight with this zeti.

Suddenly, the purple zeti's eyes slowly opened. But instead of immediately getting up to fight, he got up and wiped the dust off of him. He then grabbed a comb out of nowhere and combed his mo-hawk hair backwards to have a formal hairstyle. The zeti then grabbed a top-hat (again out of nowhere), and placed it on his head. He also took out a monocle and placed it on his left eye. This new transformation left the blue hedgehog surprised.

"So you do know how to clean yourself!" Sonic said smugly. "At least you have good fashion."

"I thank you, my good man. Tell me, do you have some tea with you?"

"What?"

Cliff-hanger! So how is this story? Good? Bad? Or just plain cheesy?

Thanks for reading so far, and review! :D

-TravixMan-