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"Silence!" shouted Hizuren Sarutobi, third and now acting hokage. "I just battled the kyuubi, lost my predecessor, lost the best ANBU commander this village has ever had, along with countless other loved ones, including my wife, and am in no mood to deal with the petty scwabling of you selfish people! Now anything that is related to the village may be discussed now, and if I hear one word of anything I deem even remotely selfish, I will show you all why I am known as The God of shinobi!"
There was a moment of silence as the council members regained there composer. Haishi hyuga was the first to speak. "Lord hokage, do we know the amount of shinobi lost in the attack?"
"Roughly fifteen percent of our jonin, fifteen percent of our chunin and thankfully only two squads of genin that were doing a d rank late into the night." stated Sarutobi, reading a report handed to him one of his most loyal ANBU, Phoenix.
"Sir, from Dragon's preliminary estimates, there are Fourty five civilians dead and several dozen injured." stated Phoenix, his voice relatively deep. "Most of the civilians killed where next to the wall that got knocked over, the injuries range from rolled ankle to one unfortunate young woman who had a railing segment impale her chest. She most likely won't make it through the night."
"Lets hope that number stays low. Thank you Phoenix, can you check and see our losses of ANBU? And make sure that the battlefield is documented." stated Sarutobi, Phoenix simply nodded and disapeared in a flash of lightning.
"With us being so low on millitary power, we should change the academy standards. The more we can graduate, the fast we can rebuild our strength." stated Danzo, attempting to gain more subjects.
"No. I will not have this village become another Iwa. If it comes down to it, I would rather have less shinobi that are more skilled than a platoon of fodder." stated Sarutobi seriously.
"Then I suggest we turn the demon container into a weapon. Minato gave us a Jinchuuruki, we should use it." stated Fugaku Uchiha "I volunteer the Uchiha clan to raise the child."
"Of course you would. After all, the Uchiha lost the least of all the clans, even though your compound was the closest to the attack..." stated Haishi, whose clan had lost many members.
"Are you insinuating that we had something to do with this?" questioned Fugaku dangerously, his sharingan activating.
"Seize this bickering at once! From the reports, the Uchiha were all in different parts of the village, as we're the hyuga." stated Sarutobi, already regaining his headache.
"And who filed the report? An Uchiha?" questioned Haishi, his eyes never leaving Fugaku.
"No, it was dragon. Says right here that only ten or so Uchiha went up against the kyuubi, and all but one died. The rest stayed back, helping civilians get to the bunkers. Seeing as the Uchiha are the police force, it makes sense that the civilians would trust them." stated Inoichi as he looked over the report. "If anyone would want to make the Uchiha look bad, it would be Dragon."
"Never the less. No one clan can raise Naruto. And seeing as you all seem adamant on turning young naruto into a trump card do to our lowered military power... I suggest he be enlisted in ANBU." stated Sarutobi. Mass hysteria started immediately, but was quelled by a voice at the door
"I'd be delighted to look over young naruto. And I'm sure that Kakashi would be too. How about you dragon?" questioned Phoenix, his voice deep as usual, though now it held the sound of playfulness to it.
"Probably not the best idea, seeing as I can barely take care of my self, but I'll guard that little son of a bitch with my life." stated Dragon, immediately being punched into a wall by Phoenix.
"Don't insult my sensei." stated Pheonix.
Dragon pulled himself out of the wall, jumped to his feet and walked back to phoenixes side. "It's a figure of speech. And just because your temporary commander until they find some poor soul to replace Kushina-neechan, does not mean you can just go around punching people."
"I havnt punched any people. Just you, oh lord of the chipmunks." stated Phoenix mockingly while fake bowing.
"For the last fucking time! They are not chipmunks!" shouted Dragon as he began flashing through handsigns.
"Enough!" shouted Sarutobi. Usually he enjoyed the antics of the two odd shinobi, though he already had a headache from the council and this was only making it worse.
Both Phoenix and dragon promptly settled down, straightened up and and stood at attention.
"Hokage sama. As head of the Uchiha clan, I cannot allow those two to raise this boy." stated Fugaku.
"Oh? And why is that?" questioned Phoenix, who was now sitting in the vacant Uzumaki seat. Odd thing was, no one had seen him move... "And I swear on the old mans life that if you say that I'm not strong enough, or even begin to comment on dragons problem, that you're clan caused by the way, I will kill you myself."
"You are threatening a clan head BOY! I suggest you change your tone." stated Fugaku
"And you just threatened the current commander of ANBU. Make no mistake, I earned this position by having a flawless record sense I was a genin, an achievement only four others have ever achieved, one of whom just got behind you without you noticing, and the other two have recently died." stated Phoenix everyone looked behind Fugaku, only to see Dragon silently spinning a demon wind shuruken in his right hand.
"My mind may be scattered do to a member of your clan attempting a stolen Jutsu on me, but when needed, I can be civil, something you're clan knows nothing about." stated Dragon.
"Both of you stand down, if it were any other day you could proceed, but we just lost a huge chunk of our military power, and I need you two free of trouble." stated Sarutobi, before he was done speaking, both ANBU members were already back to their spots at the end of table. "Good. Now dragon, put down that saw blade."
Dragon looked at his right hand, which still held the spinning chunk of metal, back to Sarutobi, then back to his right hand. He stopped its spin, folded it up and attached it to his belt.
"Good. Now Phoenix, as acting commander of ANBU, you will have the reports on my desk tomorrow, I also want a list of every promotion you believe that has been earned tonight. From this point till he becomes a jonin, he will be simply known as Naruto, Dragon, prepare a room for naruto in block C, and for gods sakes, not next to Cheetah!"
(This is not a priority, this will not be updated Regularly.)