Why? Because it's frigging hilarious!
"Den, you got any plans for Friday?" Lonny questioned hopefully.
"Yeah. Work."
"You could always come to my place…" Lonny hinted.
"Easy, Tiger. You're a little too young for me." Dennis replied, moving away from the bar.
"It's only seventeen years difference!"
Dennis chuckled, "You're so hot, teasin' me. So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a kid like you." Lonny went to undo the buttons on Dennis' shirt, but Dennis stepped back to put distance between them, "It's something I couldn't do."
"There's that look, in your eye. I can see in your face that your feelings are driving you wild!" Lonny objected.
"But you're only a child." Dennis responded. Lonny frowned.
"Well I can dance with you honey, if you think its funny, does your mother know that you're out?" Dennis teased.
"I'm thirty eight!" Lonny yelled indignantly.
"I can chat with you baby, flirt a little maybe, does your mother know that you're out?"
"Dennis!" Lonny wined. He scrambled over a barstool, and the bar, and leaned forward forcefully, but Dennis caught him by the shoulders.
"Take it easy. Take it easy. Better slow down, Lon. That's no way to go. Does your mother know?"
Dennis walked around to the other side of the bar. Lonny lunged, but lost his balance and fell face first onto the counter.
"Take it easy." Dennis told him as he pulled Lonny up by the suspenders, "Take it easy. Try to cool it Lon. That's no way to go. Does your mother know?"
Lonny growled forcefully, leapt over the bar again, and pressed Dennis up against the wall.
"I can see, what you want." Lonny insisted.
"But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun." Dennis responded, pushing Lonny back ever so slightly as he did so, "So maybe I'm not the one."
"But, but-"
"You're so cute. I like your style. And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile."
Lonny grinned.
"But you're only a child."
"Stop saying that! I'm a grown man for Christssake!"
"Does your mother know that you're out?"
"DENNIS!" Lonny yelled in frustration, "Stop it! I'm trying to tell you something!"
Dennis quirked an eyebrow.
"Yes Lonny?"
"I love you!"
I'll let you decide how it ends :D