AN - I posted this on tumblr way back in November and thought I'd share it here. Let me know how HARD you recoiled after reading plz
Thanksgiving was well underway in the Briefs home, but the celebrations were largely ignored by Bulma and Vegeta—the two were about to engage in furious fucking on the dinner table, which Bunny Briefs had just finished placing dishes for the feast on its surface not ten seconds ago. She had sprinted off to make a last-minute purchase of some 69 proof vodka; how could she have neglected to buy the obligatory alcoholic drink to accompany the feast of the day of gluttonous gorging?
Hasty zipper and bra clasp fumblings proceeded. Bulma was propped on the table, naked and limbs sprawled atop the cluttered dishes. The entire turkey had toppled over onto the floor. The green bean casserole (which nobody ever cared to eat anyway) was strewn in chunks all across the tablecloth. Bulma's ass was planted on the pumpkin pie, its gelatinous contents smeared all over the back of her thighs.
The heiress snatched up a can of whipping cream, shaking it vigorously. Vegeta swallowed with anticipation as he watched the quick movements of her forearm. The motion of Bulma's hand as she shook the can reminded him of the hand jobs she gave him with the very same powerful vertical strokes.
She directed the nozzle of the can to her chest, spraying whipped cream all over her breasts. Then with her free hand she reached for the pitcher at her side, scooping up a handful of gravy to serve as lubricant. She slathered the gooey brown substance in her cleavage.
While his vomit had to be reeled in at seeing such an inappropriate mixture of two different types of toppings, Vegeta's libido overpowered his nausea. He crawled over Bulma, planting his ass on her torso in preparation to engage in a slippery, horrid tittyfuck.
It was like sliding back and forth along a Slip n' Slide, only instead of splashing into a shallow pool of water at the end, a burst of hot semen splattered all over Bulma's face.
Bunny returned home to discover her Thanksgiving dinner was ruined. The blame was pitted on Dr. Briefs' black cat, Scratch, who notoriously plundered many holiday feasts in the past.
Bulma got a yeast infection from when Vegeta covered her genitals with mashed potatoes, which he then licked from her lady bits.
Vegeta had clotted gravy chunks covering his balls for several days, as he does not maintain a proper bathing routine.
*~The end*~ ^_^_^_^_^