A/N I own nothing

One day it was the day before Mario's birthday. He wanted a new refrigerator. All night long he laied awake thinking about his new present.

"I wonder who will give it to me." He thought to himself.

Then he started thinking about Peach. He was in love with her and wished that she would be the one to get the great gift for him.

"If Peach gets it, then I will love her even more. I might even tell her how I feel if she is the one to give it to me. I never did tell her how I felt about her. I really should before some other stupid, ugly, over-weight guy asks her out."

Mario was thinking for a very long time. He was in bed thinking un-till 3:00 in the morning. He was deciding were he was going to put the refrigerator, what he would put in it, and what he would name it.

"My life will be better when Friggy gets here-wait, maybe Rator would be better."

Finally he fell asleep. He dreamed about his new refrigerator.

The next day, he woke up late. The sun was poring in his window. He squinted at the clock. It was 12:00 noon.

"Oh, my. I slept late. I bet all my friends havt set up a party downstairs to surprise me. I will just pretend that I am surprised when I see them. I guess they know were I leave my front door key."

Mario went down stairs. As he entered the kitchen, he faked a yawn and looked at the ceiling so as to give his friends a chance to say "surprise".

(yawn)

Then he looked ahead. There was no one in sight. He searched the house. None of his friends were there.

"What is happening to me?! What. Did I have to send invitations or something? I am Mario! Everyone knows my birthday!"

He sat on the floor with his morning breath. He started to cry. Then he called up his friends to ask why they had not come. All of there answers were, "I didn't know it was your birthday" He called up everyone but Peach. He dialed her number.

Scene switches

Peach was at a restaurant with Luigi. She picked up the phone.

"Hello?" She said.

"Peach, why didn't you come to my birthday party?! And I was expecting YOU to get me a brand new refrigerator!"

"Well you did not tell me that it was your birthday, and you certainly did not tell me that you wanted a big expensive refrigerator. Why would you want one anyway? You have one already."

"Cause' I want a bigger one to keep more food!" He bursted out furiously. " I am so hurt by this, Peach! Now I am not going to ask you to be my girlfriend!"

Peach was shocked.

"Well...uh...That's okay. I didn't think that you would. And besides, your brother Luigi is my boyfriend. I am on a date with him.

Mario froze. He could not believe anything that had happened to him this day. It was supposed to be the best day, and it was the worst day ever. And it was on his birthday.