Once again, Pippin was talking none stop. Babbling in Legolas' ear. Something about his mother's cousin's aunt twice removed having her garden attacked by rabbits.
They had set up camp the night before next to a small pond, and were now packing up.
"And she tried to chase them off with a rake!"
"Pippin."
"But that didn't work so..."
"Pippin." Legolas said. His tone dangerously quiet and calm.
"What Legolas?"
"If you don't stop talking right now, I will throw you in the pond."
"I doubt you would Legolas. Anyway. She the proceeded to..."
Pippin never got to finish. Legolas stood, grabbed the hobbit by the belt and the hood, and tossed him in the pond.
