Britz-It's me, it's me, it's the B-R-I-T-Z..........Go read the God-damn story.
Disclaimer-Animorphs ain't mine, the whole taking-off-Sherlock -Holmes-schnick isn't exactly an original idea of mine and the set-up for the creepy house theyr'e all in I stole off Cluedo.
In fact the only things I own are myself and the plot-hole that got them all to the aforementioned creepy house, so anything else ain't mine.
Summery-I wouldn't worry about it to much, I doubt that this will have much of a plot. Alright theyr'e all in this big house when Tobias is murdered, then this whole whodunnit thing starts.
Rating-I haven't decided yet, since it's only the start.
MEGA-MURDER-MYSTERY-MORPHS 1/God only knows
(Pans in on a big creepy house on top of a big creepy hill in the middle of a big creepy forrest, pans in on the big creepy door next to the big creepy windows the door opens to a big creepy foyer with a creepy set of stairs and a bunch of those big creepy chairs you always read about in creepy books y'know the type always covered with big creepy white sheets and big creepy spider webs all over the place that can be seen every time there's a creepy flash of lightning out side in the big creepy sky, the over-all feel is very.......Umm......Hmmm.. Well I can't quite think of a word to descibe it y'know.)(I apologise for that terrible terrible joke please don't leave)
(All the Animorphs stand around a well-lit but still very creepy room)
Cassie-Well uh here we are.
Jake-Yes that is correct. *pause*
Tobias-Sooo um,*to Jake* how are things?
Jake-Good yeah theyr'e good. You?
Tobias-Can't complain..So Cassie..
Rachel-Oh will you guys shut up!
Marco-Yeah, why the hell are we here?!
Jake-Ssh don't go questioning the plot holes
Rachel-Even ones you could drive a Mac-truck through?
Tobias-Not if you ever want to work in a Britz Fan-Fic again
Cassie-yeah you just have to stand around doing totally pointless crap until a plot emerges.
Marco-*Whining* But this is Britz were talking about, that'll take forevveeeer.
Jake-Oh! Oh! I got it! wer'e here cause Erek told us to meet him here! *The other Animorphs agree cause they want to get this over with*
(Erek in dog/robot/thing form walks into the room)
Erek-Hey guys.
Animorphs-"Hey"
Erek-I suppose your all wondering why I called you here today, *they all nod* well the fact is the yeerks have stuff that will make your hair stand on end!
All-*shock* *pause*
Jake-Uhh, what is it?
Erek-It's called brill cream, you put it in your hair and it'll stand on end.
Rachel-That's it?! That's what you brought us up here for and got us all worked up about?!!!?
Erek-Oh right like I know what the hell's going on.
(Suddenly David runs into the room wearing a little rat dressing gown and carrying a little rat glass of brandy)
David-Tee hee ha ha ha *see's the Animorphs* Hey! what the fuck are you doing here!?
Cassie-Us! What are you doing here!?
David-I'm up here for a romantic get away with my girlfriend
Marco-HA! David and his little rat girl friend! *Ha ha ha etc*
David-Little rat girl friend? Hardly. *out the door* Honey come in, we have guests *to Animorphs* meet my girl, Peace, Peace Ofass (c'mon she needed a name and that was all I could think of, please be kind)
(In walks a women who for all descriptive purposes, looks exactly like Heather Graham, wearing a matching dressing gown)
Marco-Ha ha ha *sees David's girl friend* Gah-hoy *Starts choking and coughing*
David-*who is now standing on top of a chair* Hello Snuggle pillow
Peace-Hello cutsey pie, my sweet little honey pot of joy *She bends over and eskimo kisses him, Rachel and Cassie go and vomit out the window at such a disgusting display of affection while Marco, Jake, Tobias and Erek stare down the front of Peace's dressing gown Ax just stood there, happy I finally decided to mention him* Ahh Davie honey *looks up at the Animorphs* who are thease people
David-thease are the Animorph's honey bun, you remember I told you about them.
Peace-Oh yeah *walks up to Rachel, who has just finished throwing up and whispers to her*-Listen there is no need to be embarrassed, David explained all about you two. But youv'e got to understand, he's my man now.
Rachel-He said what exactly?
Peace-*whispering* He explained how you two had one night of passion and you became a little, how you say, pyschoticly obsessed.
Rachel-WHAT!!!!! *stomps toward David preparing to beat the shit out of him*
Peace-*yelling* Hey back off you crazy whore! I said he's my man now!!!!! *pushes Rachel away* Normal voice to David* I just love you so much my sweet honey-bunny baby
David-and I love you my smoochy woochy goochy *they sit down on the couch preparing to make out when something actually connected to the randomly appearing story line happens*
(The lights go out)
*In the darkness their is an Eeeeek! a loud SLAP! a THUD! During all that their are several loud moans like-Oh oh OH! ohhhhhh*
(The lights come back on)
*Every one is in the same places except for Tobias who is on the floor with a knife stuck straight through him and Jake who is lying out cold on the floor*
Marco-Woah that's weird
Rachel-Mmm....I mean TOBIAS!!!
Cassie-*scared* Who can save us now?
David-Umm oh! Oh! The answer's Scooby Doo
Erek-Is it super-man?
Rachel-Nah! It's Dick Tracy right Cassie?
Cassie-*quiet* Actually it was a retorical question.
Marco-Well I don't know *spins around looking around for a camara to point into, since there are none he just points randomly* but can you solve this case?
Erek-*realises Marco is pointing at him* Oh! well I guess I could take a STAB at it *nudge nudge* though if I was wrong I could really get CUT *wink wink*
Rachel-Shut the hell up and get on with it.
(It's a cheap place to end it but)
*To be continued*
Who killed Tobias? Who knocked out Jake? Who moaned? Who screamed? Who killed Cock Robin? Will Ax ever get to talk? What does LOL stand for any-way? Will this mess develop some sort of logical plot? Will I get enough good reviews to stop me from killing someone? Is Elvis really dead? and what's the deal with air-line peanuts? I guess some of thease questions will be answered in the next thing but most of them won't but eh what'cha gonna do?