Why do this in a castle are we expecting siege
And what's up with all these rooms that no one ever needs
The woods are full of monsters murderers stalk the halls
They fired the one competent defence teacher that didn't try to kill us all
What is wrong with this place it's a miracle we aren't all dead
With deadly danger up to here with I am fed
All the students are armed a few are genocidal
There is a three headed dog in the closet get down fido
For their negligence the staff should be fired some even put in jail
That's it I'm out before I'm dead I'll bail