A/N: This is a bunch of the world's shittiest drabbles that I wrote dedicated to Tumblr user minksfinebooty so please don't take them seriously. Trust me, it probably hurts me more than it hurts you.
Taratara is on roof. Guy wlaks up to himn and say "I am colourless kingu" and try to shout with gun but Tatarata jumps from buildign. He can flew!? He flied to safety where friebds waitibg. "Hello friends I am hree" he yells, pounding his cheast wirh rage. "No one will evr kill me! I am Totoro of the junlge!" To prove manliness, he kisses Anna while she sheds cryings.
Yata accident walking in to shower when someONE is already in shower. "Holy pirate nipples!" he exclaims, hands moves to cover his privates. He then realise he is not a naked. He came in to poop. "Hello I want to poop here" he tells shyly to the stranger in the shower who is now yodelling for some reason. He poops with yodelling backgroubd ost. Little did he know rhe person in the showering was Futonshimi. Fushinshu heard the poop splash. Theur friebdship has never been the same since.
Tataru tries to teach Yata to play the musical guiter but Yata has none talent. He picks up guitar and smashes it on the grond. Pieces of guitar fly everywhere. Izuno screams like a girl. Yaya yells "ROCK STAR ROCK STAR!" and throws guitard over bar, smashes bottles and does moonwalk out the door. Tarantula sighs.
Barry White begins to play. "Where is Barry Red?" Mikoto scraems, slapping Reisi's buttocks. "I'll make the booty red!" Reisi kneels and cries while Mikoto rides him like that donkey from that shrek movie. "Yeehaw!" Mikopotato yells into the sunset. Everyone elsw in the souper market is distressed.
Anna was a growing girl but not gamer girl. Like all girls who grow she got taller and breasts and a moustache starte to appEAR. She went to bathroom one day, coming out screaming "MIKOTO LOOK A LOVELY RED" and minkoto smiled a sad and reply "Yes. Me too."
Ana was sitting downstars in the bra, playing with mardles. Mikoto running doenstairs yelling "ANNA WE NEED TO BORROW YOUR MARBLERS!" He taked them and run backup stares. "REISI I HAVE THEM" Munaklata is bend over bed, with messily hair and is leaving sweat stain on sheets. "Hurry up and put them in" he commnads, so Mikoochie puts Anna's favourite marbles in Munakoto's butthole. "Yes the transformation is complete."