I present you one of the latest story, Monstrous Delinquent! A Naruto x Everyday Life with Monster Girl and few other crossover fanfic.
You know what? You know what? I'm going to upload about twenty new 'old' stories that are unused, something that I haven't upload for few reasons like some are bad, messy, boring or just some for hobby but you know what? I'm going to dump them all in, finish some uncompleted chapters of these new stories that I stopped long time ago then leave it at that!
Why? Because the 'update' spammers and some people with rude attitudes kept wasting my time and I'm completely disappointed, just pure disappointed. I did say that I am working on mass update for you all before I go on my world trip and to be patient because I was actually going to give you all five hundred chapters so the readers can have enough time to read while I'm gone…But, no, we're not going to have five hundred chapters because of these people. You spammers/harassers wasted my time because I have to stop writing to deleted these reviews…After I repeatedly told you more than once and to make it worse, you wasted the readers' time because there are lot of people who are waiting for it patiently, which I thank these people for their understanding. You spammers just ruined everything for me, for the readers and for anyone else! There will be a large update in the future but it's not going to have a lot of chapters, not all stories will be updated and everyone have to wait for large update until around Dec or after new year of 2019 when I give the flash drive to my friend before I leave because of that.
At same time, I decide to write at my own pace and on my own schedule, meaning the update won't be very speedy and will stretching out farther than I intend to and I have you spammers to thank. You wasted my time and I'm disappointed, you wasted the readers' time and I'm pure disappointed, you forced me to wasted your time and I'm slightly disappointed. So…Enjoy your consequences because that might be the last update of 2018.
I should apologize to the readers who enjoy reading the stories that they have to wait longer than usual because of that but I'm not going to because that is completely spammers' fault for not reading everything or my profile. As we are speaking, I am still getting these spammer reviews…And I'm not going to delete them that time…I…I don't care, I don't care anymore. Just…Don't care anymore. I can't wait until Nov so I can start my world trip so I can get away from the whole thing…
Now if you all excuse me, I'm going to finished these uncompleted chapters of new stories and find some SYOC stories to submit a character. (Why? Just because. I don't care anymore) I'm going to give you the list of new stories in my profile so you all can check it out to see what's coming.
Characters might be OOC and there'll be some grammar error but I'm trying my best.
Very short chapter because it's a prologue.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Everyday Life with Monster Girl and everything mentioned in this story.
Prologue
"Lousy fucking no-good bastards." An athletic blonde teenager stomped down the street with brown bookbag hanging over his shoulder, grumbling under his breath. He has a short spiky hair, blue narrowing eyes, whisker birthmarks on both cheeks. He wear a opening black gakuran jacket with missing sleeves, revealing his white t-shirt, black pant and pair of orange sneakers. The reason why he was out of school so early is because…"Can't fucking believe they expelled me for kicking twenty weaklings' asses." He think back to this brawl.
"HEY, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS! COME HERE AND TAKE YOUR LICKING, PUNK-ASS!"
"DID THIS BASTARD YANK A METAL POLE OUT OF THE CEMENT WITH ONE HAND?!"
"OH, KAMI! HE'S BREAKING BOSS' ARMS! THE BONES ARE STICKING OUT!"
"WAIT, I KNOW THIS GUY! THAT'S NARUTO, THE AKA ONI!"
"WHAT?! FUCK, RUN, EVERYONE!"
"YOU'RE NEXT! DON'T YOU FUCKING RUN FROM ME!"
"AAAH, DID THIS PSYCHO PIERCE THROUGH A FUCKING TRUCK WITH THIS POLE?! HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!"
"NARUTO, YOU'RE EXPELLED!"
"Fucking bastard, just up and do that shit to me." Naruto scoffed to himself as he remembered the headmaster of his former school expelled him right on spot outside the school then flee away for his life when Naruto gave him a dirty look. "Now that makes twenty-three schools I got kicked out of." He kept grumbling until he notice a large van parking in front of his neighbor's house across his place with two women waiting at the gateway, one girl stand out the most because she have a long red hair, pointy ears, red scales on her cheeks and lower body of snake. 'Lamia?' He raised his eyebrow and the lamia turn her head to see him then cower slightly as soon as she saw his grumpy expression. 'Oh, she must think I'm pissed off at the sight of her. Better do something…' He raise his hand to give her a greeting wave and the lamia blink few times with shocking expression before she return him with her wave and small timid smile, which catch the other woman's, a human in business suit, attention.
"Oh, hello, do you live here?" The business woman asked him as she pointed at the house in front of them, the sunlight reflects off her sunglass.
"Nah, I live across here." Naruto jabbed his thumb at house across them with a grunt.
"Ano, do you know if anyone is home at this hour?" The redhead asked him quietly.
"Kurusu are out of the town but their son is still around." He replied as he pulls out a bloody smartphone, something that makes both girls blinked at it. "If he's not in, that mean he must be at his part-time job."
"How long until he get back?" The human asked him.
"Couple hours or so." Naruto grunted, unlocking his front door.
"Ah…" The business woman hummed before she suddenly put her arm around Naruto's shoulders, "Mind if we stay over at your place for a while?" The teenager was about to say something but the woman just walk into his house as if it was her own place, "Great, thank! Get any coffee in here?"
"…Sure, you can come in." The teenager deadpanned with twitching eyebrow.
"A-Ano, s-sorry about Ms. Smith." The nervous lamia slither inside, "I-I-I think it's how she is…Um…M-My name is Miia, n-n-nice to meet you."
"Whatever." Naruto tossed his bookbag away with an exhaled sigh, "Name's Naruto."
"Hey, which way to the kitchen?" Smith, the human, turns to him as she stands in the corridor hallway, gesturing at few closed doors and the blonde pause for few moments.
"You two can go wait in the living room." He pointed at the first door to left before he walk down the hallway, "You want some coffee, right? Maybe there is some…Or not." He stopped to look at Miia, "What about you? Want anything to drink?"
"A-Ano, water, please…" Miia answered and the blonde teenager nods his head then disappears into the kitchen. Both women enter the door at left into the living room before they pause at the white living room, it was almost so bare with some signs of dust. There is only low-table and a worn-out sofa.
'It doesn't look like anyone has been in here for months…' Ms. Smith frowned mentally as the lamia seat herself at the table and she sit down on the sofa, taking a glance at the cushion. 'And it has been worn out as if someone has been sleeping on it many times.'
"I don't have any coffee, sorry." Naruto entered the living room with water bottles then hand them over to both women, "Are you okay with water?"
"Yeah, that's fine." Smith took it with a smile.
"Need anything else?" He asked and the human woman shook her head.
"Um, ca…" Miia was about to say something before she waves it off with her hand as she shivered lightly, "N-Nothing, thank you…"
"You cold?" Naruto noticed her shivers, "Ah, right. Snakes need heat, hold on…"
"Ah, no, you don't have to…" The lamia was about to say something but the blonde teenager walk out and there was few minutes of silence until Naruto walk back in with few thick blankets.
"Here you go." He covered Miia's snake body with few blankets, "It's not much but I hope it's good enough for some warmth."
"T-T-Thank you, Naruto." Miia whispered, blushing at his action and Naruto respond it with a grunt.
"Say, are you in high school?" Ms. Smith took a sip from her water bottle as he confirmed with a grunt, "You playing hooky? It must be third or fourth period by now."
"Got expelled today f because of some ignorant bastards so I have to find another school." Naruto snorted lightly as he walked out again, "Excuse me, I need to use bathroom for few minutes."
'Sound like he has been kicked out more than once if he act like that.' Ms. Smith wait for a minute before she stand up, "Wait here, Miia. I'm throwing it away." She jiggle the empty bottle in her hand and the blushing lamia nod timidly as the agent walk out into the hallway. Instead of looking for trashcan, she peek into few nearby rooms and discovered that almost every room were empty and covered in layer of dust. 'That is not good…' Smith frowned again as she find the kitchen then step in to see something shocking, the kitchen was littered with empty ramen cups, some filled trash bags and the sink was filled with dirty dishes. 'Is this boy living here by himself? Where's his guardians?' She notice that there are no pictures in the house and she make her way back to the living room until she hear some knocking at the front door. "I'll get it!" She hollered back then answer it right away, "Hmm?" The agent find herself staring at six foot tall petite busty Minotaur girl with white and brown hair in a sailor fuku uniform, containing a red vest jacket with golden beast symbol on breast pocket, black ribbon and white skirt. 'This uniform, is she from Seiko High School?' "Hello, can I help you?"
"Yes, does a blonde boy with whisker marks live here?" The minotaur crossed her arms under her breasts with a 'high-than-thou' attitude.
"Yes, why?" The agent corked her eyebrow, "Did he do something to you?"
"Ye…No…You see…" The minotaur shifted her weight with a bashful expression, "I…I want to thank him for today…"
"Oh, for what?" She asked.
"Saving me from a group of ruffians." The cow girl answered, "A group of high school boys from other school was harassing me and they were trying to do something to me. I can't do anything because of these stupid rules…Then this guy, the blonde boy, suddenly come in between us then beat everyone up. He don't know me and yet he stood up for me…And a old man, I think it was his headmaster of high school, just storm up and expel him without hearing us out. One of the boys was his grandson and he said something very crass toward me…So the blonde boy punched him in mouth then walk away." She suddenly bows to her, "Mrs, please don't be mad at your son. It was my fault for getting him in trouble. He did the right thing."
"Ah, I see…" Ms. Smith hummed, "But I'm not his mother."
"O-Oh, I apologize for my mistake." The minotaur straighten up with embarrassing blush.
"What's your name?"
"Cream." The minotaur replied.
"Cream, are you by any chance in Seiko High School?" Smith asked, "The first all-girl school that accept large majority of extra-species?"
"Hai." Cream nodded as she pulled out an special school ID card, "Here is my 'free-range' student card."
"No need to show me it." Smith waved it off, wondering who was the one that come up with this name. 'Free-range' card is a special permission that allows monster teenagers to roam around freely without their hosts if they are attending schools as students.
"E-Excuse me, Ms. Smith." Both females turned to see Miia poking her head out with blush, "A-A-About the host, c-can I request Naruto to be my host? I-I want to stay here…"
"You want to live here with him as your host?" Smith questioned her slowly with a blink as the lamia nodded timidly before Naruto exited the bathroom at the end of the hallway, walking toward them.
"Who's at the door?" Naruto asked before he notice Cream, "Oh, you. You're this girl from early, what are you doing here?"
"I'm here to give you my thanks!" Cream suddenly pull a personality change as she crossed her arms with upturn nose, "You should be grateful that I decide to use my time to search you out!"
"Okay, welcome." The blonde deadpanned with a light wave, "Now you can go away."
"W-What?!" The minotaur stomped her hoove down with a dropped jaw, "You're telling me to go away?! Without asking me for anything? What about my number?!"
"Why should I want it?" Naruto deadpanned.
"Because it's your reward for helping me!" Cream scoffed, "Do you know how many boys beg me for my number? You should be grateful that I decide to…"
"No, I don't want it." He replied flatly again and the minotaur was about to shout again but Smith clear her throat to get their attention.
"Naruto, I heard what happened early and I want to ask you something." Smith said, "Was it like that for other twenty-two times?"
"Sometime." Naruto shrugged his shoulders, "About ten or eleven of them were like today, some other are different stories."
"And I took look around the house." The agent said as the blonde stiffened up with narrowed eyes and frown, "You're living here on your own, aren't you? Where are your guardians?"
"Yup, I'm on my own, what about it?" The blonde snorted, "I bought the house with my own money so I don't need anyone else. And for my guardian, I don't give a damn about where she is. Like I said I'm fine on my own."
'He bought it?' Smith looked up at the house, "The bills?"
"Paid them myself." Naruto grunted, "I may not look like it but I have a lot of money, inheritance if you want to know where it come from."
'…Should I do something about it?' Ms. Smith hummed before she decide to do it the usual way, "Congrats, Naruto, you are now Miia's host. We will start proceed with rebuilding right now." She snapped her fingers as a group of people walk in to start their work, "And I'm going to call a good friend of mine to put you in Seiko High School with no expulsion threats!"
"Wait, what?!" The blonde teenager dropped his jaw as his head whip around, "HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THIS WALL…" A crash, "Out…Fuck!"
"Wait, isn't Seiko High School supposed to be all-girl only?" Cream stuttered with light blush.
"…WHAT?!" Naruto dropped his jaw again.
"Isn't it wonderful, darling?" Miia slithered up to Naruto's side with a wide grin, "We're going to live together!"
"Oh, by the way, I'm making Miia your guardian." Smith hollered over her shoulder as she talks to someone on phone, "That will make everything much easy for new laws if the extra-species plan to look after young humans or adopt them. Not to mention co-ed between human and extra-species students." She spoke something into the phone then hang up as she flash a thumb-up to him, "Good news, you're in! You're starting on Monday next week."
"WHHHHHHHAAAAATTTTTT!" The blonde delinquent roared out with widened eyes.
Poor Naruto, he has no idea what's in store for him when the school start…Not to mention this week!
A beautiful young adult woman with short bobcut red hair in business suit stare at her smartphone sadly, she was looking at an old photo of her young self with a young blonde boy. "Ototo, where are you?" She whispered softly.
"Manager Mito, have you seen my stage uniform?" A bunny teenager girl with short brown hair pokes her head in timidly.
"Oh, did you check your closet?" Mito quickly put her happy face on as she shoves the phone down in her pocket.
"A-Ah, no…" The bunny girl blushed, "I-I-I didn't, sorry…"
"Aw, Hari, don't be nervous." The redhead walked over to pet the blushing girl's head, "You're part of ANM48 now so be more confident!"
"H-Hai!" The bunny girl smiled up to her.
"By the way, you all are going to be in Seiko High School." Mito winked at her, "You nervous about your first day?"
"N-No, my big sister is also in Seiko High School so I-I'll be okay." Hari shook her head as the manager of ANM48 lead her out of the office room to find her uniform.
And that end the Prologue of MD! Love it? Hate it?
Again, it's a short chapter because it's a prologue and an intro.
Naruto can't believe he's going to all-girl school and a host at same time, how will it turn out for him? What kind of class will he be in? What's going on with him and his situation? What'll happen next? Let's find out in next chapter!
Anyway, I think that's all I can say for now. Thank you for your time to read it.
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