For interview No. #12, I interview Darth Marr, legendary Sith Warrior and Sphere of Defense of the Empire
(3702 BBY - 3637 BBY)
INTERVIEWER - Good morning, Lord Marr. Would it be possible if I may please ask you a few questions?
DARTH MARR - Make it quick. I have duties to preform for the Emperor.
INTERVIEWER - At one time, you were on the front lines as a battle-hardened sith warrior. Now, you're
a member of the Dark Council, as Sphere of Defense of the Empire, behind the scene making the
battle decisions and plans. However, do you ever miss the thrill of one-on-one combat?
DARTH MARR - I serve wherever the Empire needs me. I am still part of the battle. Right now,
I can better serve the Empire on the Dark Council, making battle plans and combat strategy.
INTERVIEWER - Which is more enjoyable, behind enemy lines fighting the battle, or on the Dark Council
directing the battle? You've done both in service to the Empire.
DARTH MARR - They are both equally enjoyable. There's nothing more thrilling, than going toe-to-toe with a
Jedi Master, and seeing the shocked look on their face as you end their miserable, worthless life.
Nowadays, I enjoy making the battle plans and tactics. Either way jedi scumbags die. That's a good thing.
INTERVIEWER - Good answer, my lord. How do you relax and unwind after a tough battle?
DARTH MARR - An ice cold shower to keep the blood flowing. It rejuvenates my soul.
Followed by a 20 minute nap. It rejuvenates my body.
INTERVIEWER - Do you have any favorite foods?
DARTH MARR - Anything that once had a heartbeat. I like to barbeque whenever I can.
I make my own barbeque sauce. I use extremely hot peppers. Both Korriban and Kashyyyk
have very hot peppers.
INTERVIEWER - Sound like these peppers will burn your guts out. Do you like to travel?
DARTH MARR - Only within the Sith Empire. Korriban, Dromund Kaas, Ziost, etc. The list is endless.
INTERVIEWER - What's your favorite colour?
DARTH MARR - Crimson Red. My lightsaber glows Crimson.
INTERVIEWER - How about your favorite number?
DARTH MARR - Twelve. There are twelve members of the Dark Council.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you for your time, my lord.
DARTH MARR - Now leave, quickly. There are some Jedi that NEED to die.