Welcome one and all to my first story. Now for the standard stuff: I do not own Percy Jackson, This is all in good fun. Um... bananas are a great source of potassium.

I hope you all enjoy this little story that my brain demanded I give you. Until the next time i think of something. Fringlish

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How hard can it be?

A lone figure strode down to the archery range at camp half blood. The sun had just risen and covered the camp in a soft golden glow. The figure had his face covered with a deep forest green cape and hood. As he got closer he lowed his hood showing a mop of night black hair and sparkling green eyes. Looking at the range Percy smiled. The whole of the Apollo cabin was there practising or showing off he did not really care but this early in the morning they would still be half asleep children of the sun god or not.

Uncapping his power so he gave of the aura of a minor god he pulled back the hood on his cloak masking his face once again in darkness before moving with a purpose towards the group.

When Percy flared his aura a couple of the Apollo cabin members nearly dropped their bows in shock. They quickly tuned their heads looking at the imposing individual swiftly striding towards the practice ground. When the man got within 15 feet Will knelt down a bowed his head followed by the rest of the cabin.

"My Lord, he said, to what do we owe the pleasure of this visit"

Under his cloak it was all Percy could do not to burst out laughing and for the next two minutes he remained silent not trusting his own voice. His body shaking trying not to cry out. Worry started to appear on the face of the Apollo campers, afraid that they had angered the man when they greeted him. Finally Percy manage to speak disguising his voice with the mist "I am no Lord, there is no need to kneel before me. It is rather I who should bow to you William as I have need of your help. I came to see you today as I have an offer to make"

10 minutes later after Will had got his head around what had just happened he spoke up.

"Okay so let me see if I understand this, you will take all the Apollo cabin chores for the next two months and all we have to do in exchange is teach you to hit the target at 150 feet. Not hit the bulls-eye just the we can't do that we have to do the chores for a cabin of your choice for a year. Is that all correct?" Questioned Will Solace looking a bit sceptical at the offer wondering if the Hermes cabin was playing another trick on them as the offer seemed to good to be true.

"That is it son of Apollo. Do we have a deal?" replied Percy his voice and face still covered giving him a rather eerie quality

Will looked back at the rest of the campers all of them nodding and trying to get him to agree to it. After all how hard could it be to teach someone how to hit a target. All of the Apollo kids could do that after hours of joining the camp and getting rid of 2 months of chores for the largest cabin just made it irresistible the penalty was a bit steep but no one could be that bad at archery.

"We do, answered Will, shall we shake on the Styx?" Without another word the cloaked man thrust out his hand to grasp Will's sealing the deal. Pulling back his aura Percy lowed his hood nearly bursting out laughing again at their expressions.

" Now now Will, Percy said, remember the terms no going back on it i'm afraid"

The range was quiet for a couple of minutes before Will utter one word summing up the feeling of every Apollo camper there:

"Bollocks"