PLANTS VS ZOMBIES X RWBY!

Yeah this has been a long time coming, but the main problem was coming up with a decent plot around it. But it's basically this:

Summary- Crazy Dave was a powerful genius turned insane by his own experiences. However, he was highly favored by the Arcs and was assigned as their Gardener. Due to this, Crazy Dave and his invention Penny(the van, not the android, Ps. Penny's a cyborg here too :)) meets Jaune, Rose, and their friends, and quickly bonds with them. (They basically go through the story of PvZ 2 later on). Years later the entire entourage of plants have a new gardener- um, gardeners.

So let's get this going before I lose this plot.

(Jaune's pov)

*sigh*

how can things get any worse?

i Just wanted to tend to my plants. not become a hunter. Its not that i hate them... i guess being a hunter isn't so bad, but i feel like that would hurt plant-life rather than create it. then again, the plants i have won't exactly go down easy. believe it or not, the Grimm actually stand no chance against them, if one plans and plants right. one second they look at my plant, and the next one... Boom! they all explode. some of them became sassy and cocky after that, but i keep telling them to stop it.

...oops, i forgot to mention that these plants can talk... and walk-er hop, and communicate... oh screw it they're all alive. now that that bandage was ripped off, let me tell you why... long story short, My family hired a guy called "Crazy Dave" to be our gardener since my parents like flora yet they don't really have the green thumbs like he does. sooner or later, my sister, our group of friends (Sebastian, Dahlia, Kamui, Jet, Adam, Penny, and Neo) and I found out that Dave was actually a Former Genius scientist, a DAMN good one at that. he created the Plants i was talking about earlier, along with upgrading his RV with an A.I. called Penny (that wont get confusing at ALL.)

the reason why he went crazy, besides his age and going senile, was because of his old rivalry with a guy named Edgar Zomboss, a person whose managed to reanimate dead things. at a Last stand, Dave won, and Zomboss died, but before that, the big brained Fuckface shot a ray at him, and from what i found out from Dave, it basically mind rapes him occasionally. Anyway, Dave wanted to see if we could help him collect some plants he hid away, and we did. and by the time that fiasco was over, he wanted to continue his legacy, so he each gave us Some seeds of those plants and asked if we could care for them like he did.

we're getting off topic here, which brings me to my current predicament. I'm in a School for hunters/huntresses in training, and i barely scrape the bottom of the barrel in terms of requirements. I lead team JNPR, with my sister team RWBY, yet nobody outside my inner circle knows about the BloomDooms (we decided to name them as a new Race of plant), And now thanks to a certain douchebag of a bully, some of my Plant seeds were scattered around the Campus, and i Have to find them all. the worst part, you may ask? well...

join me as i watch my Sunflower Plant Seed sitting snug at the hands of one fleeting yet oblivious Ruby Rose. the last think i heard her say before she rounded the corner was-

"i can't wait to plant you."

and with that, please excuse me while i go Apeshit, while plotting team CRDL's Murder.

(Ruby's Pov)

so i was just minding my own business, right, when i found this Seed packet lying on a tree branch outside. for some reason, this had a certain... energy that's drawing me towards it. this got me curious.

and you know what people do with curiosity.

So i picked up the seed and the energy i felt before skyrocketed. okay now my interest has piqued. what kind of thing could possess this energy, and from a plant seed no less! yeah, that's right, plant seed. there's only one seed in the pouch i found, but the seed's size nearly took up the whole packet. from the cartoon-ish picture on the front, i'd say that this would be a sunflower, but why is there a smiley face on it?

oh well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. but until then...

"i can't wait to plant you." I said. walking away and ignoring the unadulterated killing intent coming from behind me. good thing i was close to my dorm, saves a lot of running and energy. now, what do i use as a pot?

(Nobody's Pov, 2 hours later)

"Hey sis! We're back!" Yang shouted swinging the door open. looking around the room.

"hey guys... just hang on a minute!" she heard Ruby yell in the other room. running in the room, the other members looked at the frizzled looked on Ruby as she held a pot filled with soil.

"what's with the pot sis?" Yang asked.

"I never took you for a gardener ruby." Weiss added.

"i kinda found this plant seed packet and i figured hey why not, we could use some greenery." Ruby started, holding up the makeshift pot she crafted out of an old container.

"the directions are wierd however..."

"why?" Blake asked.

"all it said was to leave it to direct sunlight and pour a whole bottled water weekly."

"wait... the whole bottle?" Yang asked.

"the whole bottle."

"let me see that packet." Weiss yelled, snatching the packet faster than Ruby could react. looking over the instructions on the back, Weiss went wide eyed at what she read.

"who wrote this!? this has to be some sick joke right?"

"umm..."

"...you didn't..." weiss slowly gazed upon the embarrased teen averting her eyes.

"that plant's going to drown you know."

"i know..."

"welp! i came back here to sleep off the rest of the day, and i'm gonna do it!" yang said, patting ruby's shoulder. "don't worry sis, we'll get some plants tomorrow for you."

"...okay..." and with that, the other members following Yang's exclamation, turned in for today and slept early, none of them noticing that the Sunflower started to grow with a new smile on its face.

(the next day)

Yawning, Ruby awoke to the sound of minor shuffling. looking around, she only saw the other members of team RWBY still asleep, the window sliding open, and the small sunflower... trying to open it?

"huh?" was all Ruby had to say before the sunflower turned towards her, a small smile on its face and... is that thing moving?

"HUH!?" Ruby yelped, startling the others awake.

"huh? wuzzat?" Yang spoke ready to fall off her bunk.

"Ruby, there better be a good reason fo-" Weiss started.

"THE PLANT HAS A FACE!" Ruby screeched.

"...what?" Blake added, rising up from her bed.

"that has got to be the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard you say." Weiss deadpanned.

"um... excuse me." the sunflower said. but the was dismissed quickly.

"in a moment, do you even hear your...your..." Weiss drowned out, suddenly turning towards the new voice. the other followed suit, and all four of their gazes were on the small sunflower. the smile ever so present before it spoke.

"can one of you open the window please? i'd like to have some sunlight."

most of the staff and some students would probably attest to how they were woken up by a chorus of four screams that morning.

AAAAAAAAAAAAND THAT'S ALL!

so just to recap:

Cardin was a dick

Jaune's Plants were scattered

Ruby found Sunflower

and team RWBY now has the Sunflower

will they figure out what exactly the fuck is going on? will Jaune find sunflower before even more trouble brews, and will Sunflower ever get her sunshine? find out next chapter!

TBC