Dot Hack out Takes: Take One
Ruby: Hi!!! I'm Ruby and uncovered all the out takes from the Dot Hack project.
Elk: Why am I here!?!?
Ruby: Because you're cute^ ^
Elk: o-o-o-k-k-k I want to go back now.
Ruby: Well you cant ^ ^
Elk: *whimper* help Mia! Kite! Anybody? HELP!!!
Ruby: Well let's get on with it then Dot Hack out takes Take One!
1: Please Just shut up and let me play! Take one.
Orca: *talking and talking and talking*
Kite: *only hearing 'The World' and 'The Real World'*
Orca: *keeps talking*
Kite: *pulls out sandwich and starts eating*
Director: Cut! Cut! Kite, you're going to have to give me the sandwich.
2. Please just shut up and let me play! Take two.
Orca: *is talking and talking and talking*
Kite: *Trying to stay awake*
Orca: *talks some more*
Kite: *falls asleep* ~Snore~
Orca: *snaps fingers* Kite! Kite! He's out of it.
Director: Cut! Cut! Kite wake up. Kite! KITE!
3. Just shut up and let me play! Take seventy three.
Orca: *talking and talking and talking*
Kite: *black under his eyes and is a little wobbly*
Orca:??? Kite! Have you been drinking?
Kite: *looks up* If you *hiccup* had to do*hiccup* this every day! *hiccup* You would be *hiccup* Drinking to-*falls over*
Orca: *sigh*
Director: Cut! Cut! We got ourselves a drunk!
Ruby: man I thought it was boring having to watch that playing the game but man!
Elk: That doesn't surprise me.
Ruby: *laughs*
Elk: Can I go now?
Ruby: No way that was only the first one.
Elk: *sigh*
Ruby: More out takes!!!
5. I Hate Boxes. Take one.
Tsukasa: *Looks at weird blue box* Is this safe?
Director: yes its safe just open it god.
Tsukasa: *looks at it more*
Bear: Just open it!
Tsukasa: ok *pokes it with stick nothing happens*
Director: see that wasn't so- *BANG* bad.
Everyone: *burst out laughing*
Tsukasa: *all crispy. Blows out puff of smoke*
All: *laugh*
Director:*falls out of chair*
Tsukasa: ow.
Director: *laugh* o-o-ok who loaded the box?
Tsukasa: *is stomping out fire on hat*
6. I Hate Boxes. Take 2
Tsukasa: *looks at normal looking box* is this one safe?
Director: yes. yes.
Tsukasa: that's what you said last time.
Director: come on.
Tsukasa: *gentily pokes it* ok everythings ok as long as nobody says-
Director: see that wasn't so bad.
Tsukasa: oh you said it. *box grows teeth and starts eating his stick* AHHH!!!
All: *laugh*
Bear: everyone one run it's the box from hell!!!
Tsukasa: *playing tug-a-war with hell box* give it back!
Director: *sigh*
Tsukasa: *still fighting with box* AHHH GIVE ME THE STICK!!!
All: *laugh*
Director: Cut! Cut! God he'll never get nere a box again.*sigh*
Tsukasa: GIVE IT YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!
Ruby: ok that was great! *laugh*
Elk: he. he looks just like me!!!
Ruby: That's what makes it funny! *laugh*
Elk: *try's to sneak away*
Ruby: Get back here! *ties Elk to a chair.*
Elk: Hay let me go before something horrible happens to me. OR ELSE!
Ruby: Ok Me and Elk aren't going anywhere so if you liked this there's more coming soon and if you want to be a guest on the show just ask.
Elk: NO! NO! LET ME GO!!! *wiggles in chair*
Ruby: I told them you're not going anywhere.
Elk: HELP!
Ruby: Review please! ^ ^
Ruby: Hi!!! I'm Ruby and uncovered all the out takes from the Dot Hack project.
Elk: Why am I here!?!?
Ruby: Because you're cute^ ^
Elk: o-o-o-k-k-k I want to go back now.
Ruby: Well you cant ^ ^
Elk: *whimper* help Mia! Kite! Anybody? HELP!!!
Ruby: Well let's get on with it then Dot Hack out takes Take One!
1: Please Just shut up and let me play! Take one.
Orca: *talking and talking and talking*
Kite: *only hearing 'The World' and 'The Real World'*
Orca: *keeps talking*
Kite: *pulls out sandwich and starts eating*
Director: Cut! Cut! Kite, you're going to have to give me the sandwich.
2. Please just shut up and let me play! Take two.
Orca: *is talking and talking and talking*
Kite: *Trying to stay awake*
Orca: *talks some more*
Kite: *falls asleep* ~Snore~
Orca: *snaps fingers* Kite! Kite! He's out of it.
Director: Cut! Cut! Kite wake up. Kite! KITE!
3. Just shut up and let me play! Take seventy three.
Orca: *talking and talking and talking*
Kite: *black under his eyes and is a little wobbly*
Orca:??? Kite! Have you been drinking?
Kite: *looks up* If you *hiccup* had to do*hiccup* this every day! *hiccup* You would be *hiccup* Drinking to-*falls over*
Orca: *sigh*
Director: Cut! Cut! We got ourselves a drunk!
Ruby: man I thought it was boring having to watch that playing the game but man!
Elk: That doesn't surprise me.
Ruby: *laughs*
Elk: Can I go now?
Ruby: No way that was only the first one.
Elk: *sigh*
Ruby: More out takes!!!
5. I Hate Boxes. Take one.
Tsukasa: *Looks at weird blue box* Is this safe?
Director: yes its safe just open it god.
Tsukasa: *looks at it more*
Bear: Just open it!
Tsukasa: ok *pokes it with stick nothing happens*
Director: see that wasn't so- *BANG* bad.
Everyone: *burst out laughing*
Tsukasa: *all crispy. Blows out puff of smoke*
All: *laugh*
Director:*falls out of chair*
Tsukasa: ow.
Director: *laugh* o-o-ok who loaded the box?
Tsukasa: *is stomping out fire on hat*
6. I Hate Boxes. Take 2
Tsukasa: *looks at normal looking box* is this one safe?
Director: yes. yes.
Tsukasa: that's what you said last time.
Director: come on.
Tsukasa: *gentily pokes it* ok everythings ok as long as nobody says-
Director: see that wasn't so bad.
Tsukasa: oh you said it. *box grows teeth and starts eating his stick* AHHH!!!
All: *laugh*
Bear: everyone one run it's the box from hell!!!
Tsukasa: *playing tug-a-war with hell box* give it back!
Director: *sigh*
Tsukasa: *still fighting with box* AHHH GIVE ME THE STICK!!!
All: *laugh*
Director: Cut! Cut! God he'll never get nere a box again.*sigh*
Tsukasa: GIVE IT YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!
Ruby: ok that was great! *laugh*
Elk: he. he looks just like me!!!
Ruby: That's what makes it funny! *laugh*
Elk: *try's to sneak away*
Ruby: Get back here! *ties Elk to a chair.*
Elk: Hay let me go before something horrible happens to me. OR ELSE!
Ruby: Ok Me and Elk aren't going anywhere so if you liked this there's more coming soon and if you want to be a guest on the show just ask.
Elk: NO! NO! LET ME GO!!! *wiggles in chair*
Ruby: I told them you're not going anywhere.
Elk: HELP!
Ruby: Review please! ^ ^