Percy and Leo were chatting in the Argo II dining hall when the topic of dragons came up. Percy leaned back in his chair and grinned. "Hey Leo, y'know what?" Leo squinted at him, he knew Percy was up to something but he couldn't put his finger on it "What?" he said cautiously, afraid the toilets would erupt any minute, which Percy had become quite fond of doiNG LATELY! "Y'know what Festus is?" Leo immediately prepared for a fight, "A DILF!" Percy yelled suddenly as the toilets erupted with a roar. Leo frowned for a moment, unsure if he heard the ocean boy correctly "Did you just call Festus a Nazi? if anything Festus is a Nazi Puncher(tm)!" Percy shook his head and leaned forwards a little bit in his seat "I said, your dragon is a DILF" "HECK NO!" Leo yelled and slammed his hands on the table "FESTUS IS NOT A DILF, YOU SMELLY HORSE BOY!" Percy nearly fell off his chair in surprise, he stared at him for a moment, before muttering "did you just call me smelly?" Suddenly, the two heard a loud roar from the deck of the ship, they ran up and found no other then Festus trying to fit through the doors that lead below, where the boys had been sitting. Festus let out a series of loud clicks which Leo understood immediately and grinned, Percy however, took it a different way. He walked up to the dragon with a smile and patted his hide "You're right, you're a solid DILF aren't you?" Leo nearly choked when Festus raised his bronze foot and sent Percy sprawling across the deck. Festus roared and was about to pounce on the boy but Leo stopped him, holding his chest in laughter. "Percy- he called you a- a-" Festus let out another series of clicks that made Leo almost fall over laughing "Actually, I'd better not repeat tha-" He got cut off as a small wave of water crashed into him and sent him flying across the ship, Still laughing he stood up and then sat down again. "You heard it here first folks, from the dragon himself, Festus is NOT a DILF" Percy however, still wasn't amused and complained about having a bruised backside for weeks, despite the fact that Leo caught a cold and needed to huddle with Festus to stay warm- which he had no complaints about.