Here's just a little crack fic. I got the idea from the Random crack pairing generator. There's a little shounen ai, but not much. Don't take anything in here seriously.
Ryoma Echizen was the last to leave the locker room after practice. He wondered where Tezuka-buchou was. Shouldn't he be here to lock up? As he was standing there in front of the door, musing on the meaning of life (his thoughts jump around a lot), a bubble came and popped on his nose, jolting him away from the comparison of totalitarianism and tennis. Being the curious little boy that we all know he is, he decided to investigate. As he turned the corner he was shocked to find the person he'd been thinking about, rabbit-trails ago. The shock wasn't necessarily finding him. It was finding him sitting on the ground, with his legs crossed, holding a small pink bottle, and blowing bubbles. Now, Ryoma was a very clever boy, and he knew that this wasn't an ordinary thing. So, he decided not to jump to conclusions, and go running the other direction, (for surely, the world must be ending)but instead, to confront the buchou.
"Tezuka-buchou...why are you sitting here, blowing bubbles?" He asked.
"Why, Echizen, I'm glad you asked..."
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Meanwhile, Syusuke Fuji was growing quite agitated. He'd told Tezuka that he would wait for him, by the school gates. That had been nearly a half an hour ago. He was beginning to grow impation. Surely it couldn't take that long to lock up. That was about the point where the jealous uke side of him decided to show up. What if Tezuka was CHEATING on him?! He'd noticed him giving Taka-san strange looks during practice. Well, HE wouldn't stand for that! Angrily, he began stomping back towards to locker room. Just as he got there, and was about to begin pounding on the door, he heard voices!
"Blow Echizen! Harder! Yes! That's it! Wow, you're so great!" That was Tezuka's voice! How dare he?! Taka-san's one thing, but...Echizen?!?! He was a freshman! Fuji was devastated. He went stomping off to his house, and locked himself inside, vowing to never trust another buchou again.
THE END
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