Hi, people of Earth and Fanfiction. This bizarre idea came to me yesterday, where I had a HUGE epiphany of everything. I'm weird, but whatever. This isn't a Seddie story, well it'll be one-sided, but it's a good one….I hope. Actually, it might be Seddie, but in like a weird way, so yeah expect that.

I don't own iCarly, it belongs to genius Dan Schneider.

The Big Bang

I was working on a science project for my crazy science teacher, who believes in time traveling. He's even worse than our teacher last year, when that guy Carly asked for help ended up making an illegal generator. Anyways, I was working on making a time traveling machine….yeah, I know, crazy. But somehow, Mr. Kersey gave me his blueprints because I apparently was the smartest one and knows how to handle this stuff. He said something about going on a convention in Wisconsin next week.

"Great, now what?" I asked to myself, wondering where I should put the fuel source, space rocks. I highly doubt this is space rock, but whatever.

"Freddie! It's time for you tick bath!" my mom yelled, from the kitchen. I groaned, not another one.

I put a blanket over it, so my mom doesn't see it, she might freak out and call the cops on my teacher.

I ran the bath, and picked out my pajamas for the night; a t-shirt that says Serious Chizz and a pair of black pajama pants.

I put the anti-tick bubbles in, it's humiliating. I'm 16 for crying out loud! I waited for the bubbles to set in, the only nice thing about is, that the water is warm and soothing.

I decided to take a 5 minute nap in the bathtub.

"Ah, now this is good." I smiled, content with myself, trying to forget the day. I can't believe Sam drew a graffiti in the wall saying Mrs. Briggs and Mr. Howard: The Ugliest Couple in the World, then puts the blame on me.

Looks like it's time to get out of the bath, I put my clothes on, combed my hair, funny, without it being swept to the side like usual, I'd have bangs. I decided to leave it down like that, it looks better that way.

I continued tinkering with the time machine, even if my teacher is crazy, I got to admit, this chizz is pretty impressive, he's got all the equations down. Now, it says I needed one more thing to put in the machine before it's finished.

I looked at the clock, it said 2:45 AM, I'm really tired at this point, but I need to finish it before Mr. Kersey leaves next week.

It said I was going to need help with this particular part, so not caring if anyone was sleeping, I went to Carly's apartment, knowing where the key is hidden. In the couch was Sam snoring away, probably dreaming about hot dogs and flying pigs changing into pork. Nope, not her. She'd kill me anyways.

So, I went to Carly's room, but she was sound asleep, and was muttering "I'm going to kill you."

Ok, I backed off, Spencer wouldn't be good either, since he's not very helpful when he's still sleepy.

I was wondering what I should do, then finally, I concluded that I'll do it by myself, after all, how hard can it be?

I went back to my room, putting the last piece in to the machine, but with difficulty, because it kept sliding side to side, and I needed both of my hands to place it in.

Finally, after an hour, I managed to get it in. Now to get some shut-eye.

Morning came by too fast, it was 7:30, I groaned.

"Great, I'm going to be late for school." I quickly got up and got ready, I had to ask my mom to carry this big box, which contained the "time traveling machine". She got suspicious, but decided to trust me since I told her that I was 16, and I need to start being independent.

I brought the box to my teachers classroom, but he was nowhere to be seen, instead there was a note. It read:

Freddie,

I'm sorry, but I had to leave early due to some emergencies. Whatever you do, do NOT time travel, it'll cause serious damage to our timeline. However, if you did, here are instructions of what to do. Remember, NEVER panic. Make sure to stuff the blueprints in the machine right now. (I did that, somehow there was a compartment that seemed completely fireproof)

If you travelled to the past, make up a name, and look for people you know. Don't tell them who you really are.

If you travelled to the future, do the same, except try avoiding your future self. That is, if he's still alive. I don't mean to sound pessimistic but things change over time.

Your teacher, Kersey.

Well, that was nice, I sighed. I decided to leave the machine under his desk, so there's going to be a substitute for today.

I walked up to my locker and noticed Carly and Sam talking about a Plain White T's concert, I haven't seen them in a while since our last webcast with them.

"Hey guys, what's up?" I asked, sounding very weary and tired.

"Hey, Freddie."

"Whassup, Fredweiner." I ignored Sam as usual, I was really, really tired.

"Why do you sound all tired?" Carly asked, very worried. Sam didn't say anything, but she looked a little worried too.

"Because I was up all night, trying to fix up the time machine for Mr. Kersey." They both looked at each other and started snickering, trying it to hold it back in. "Yeah, I know."

"Anyways, good luck in Mr. Crazy's class." Carly said, laughing, along with Sam. Strange, she isn't saying much.

I walked in class, no one was there yet, so I decided to mess with the time machine, knowing it wouldn't work.

I put it in top of my desk, I looked at the instructions in how it works.

Press the On button

Crank it to the date you want to travel.

I thought about a date, then I punched in the year 2007, the year we started iCarly. And it said to pull down the lever, and wait 2 minutes for it to begin. It also said, I may throw up when I arrived at the time. I laughed, and scoffed at that.

Suddenly, time seemed to stop as the kids getting in the class was frozen, and stuck in the doorway. Everything started spinning, I had the sudden urge to puke, I ran out of the school while the whole world was still spinning. Ok, one that is not a good idea, two if this was really happening, then I am in MAJOR trouble. I stopped in front of my apartment door, then finally collapsed there, blacking out.

It's not my best writing, I could've done better, but I was rushing it because I have school too you know. Anyways, please review. Doesn't matter if it's flame or critic. Plus, since all of my friends are Creddie shippers, I don't have anything against them, so it may include Creddie, but more Seddie though. :3