Jiraiya's One and Only Son

Prologue- His Name will be Naruto

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Kiri, ten months before the Kyubi attack

"You're what?" a dumbfounded man with white hair and red markings under his eyes asked the woman in front of him as his eyes twitched.

"I'm pregnant, Jiraiya-kun. With your child." The woman, a stoic beauty with bone-white hair and two red marks on her forehead smiled at the man before her. "And we can now truly be together, what with my banishment."

Jiraiya closed his eyes and sighed. "So you were banished, after all. ...I'm sorry. If I hadn't gotten drunk-"

"NO! No, Jiraiya-kun. It's not your fault... I wanted a way out of a loveless marriage, and you swooped in like a shining knight! If it wasn't for you, I would have likely..."

Jiraiya stopped her with a palm. "I get it... You really act nothing like the rest of your clan, Kikyo. You're certainly not a normal Kaguya, that's for sure. Still, with you now being Clanless, I'll have to take you back to Konoha... Heh, Minato would get a kick out of this."

"I am ready, Jiraiya-kun."

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Konoha, four months later

"No." Jiraiya stared blankly at his student, a tall blonde with blue eyes.

Minato deflated. "Sensei, I thought you would be flattered! Why can't I name my son after the character in your book?"

Jiraiya sighed. "Minato, I just got back from the hospital, and since Kushina hasn't found and told you yet, I will. You are having a daughter. Don't you dare give your baby a boy's name."

Minato perked up at that. "A daughter! I'm having a Daughter! Oh, I have the Perfect name!"

"And what's that?" A feminine voice called from behind Minato, who turned to see a red-haired beauty standing there.

Minato beamed. "Kushina! ...I mean, that's not the name... I was thinking Ibuki?"

Kushina laughed. "Well, It's a better name than you usually come up with. Maybe you're better at naming people than jutsu?"

Minato pouted as Jiraiya laughed. "You know, if it's any consolation, I could use the character's name for my own son. Tsunade has confirmed, it's a he."

"Thanks, sensei."

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Six months later, October tenth.

Jiraiya sifted through the bodies in the aftermath of the Kyubi attack, hoping not to find the dead bodies of his student and his student's wife.

But he did.

Along with the crying form of a blonde baby girl.

Jiraiya scooped the little one into his arms, and whispered soft words to the child.

"Jiraiya?" came the saddened voice of his sensei, Hiruzen Sarutobi.

Jiraiya looked at the wizened old man. "I'm taking her."

Hiruzen's eyes widened. "But what of your son? Your wife?"

Jiraiya shook his head. "I never said I was leaving. I won't deprive her of a normal life. By the way, If you tell anyone she's a jinchuriki, I Will take her to Mount Myoboku. I know what happens to them when people know."

Hiruzen smiled. "Then you will raise her with your son?"

Jiraiya nodded, then grinned. "His name is Naruto."

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AND That's the PROLOGUE to my Not-Very-New-But-Very-Much-Improved Naruto fic! For those of you who don't remember, this is actually a reboot. I didn't change much in this chapter aside from OC names- Misami to Kikyo, and Natsumi to Ibuki. If you don't know, I plucked Ibuki's name from Street Fighter, named after another loudmouth ninja.

I Posted the first three chapters together after editing them, so tell me your thoughts.