This story will be a collection of oneshots in the Pokespe universe. Here is the first.
Title: Kick in the Head
Genre: Humor
Characters: Gold, Crystal
Main Pairing: Mangaquestshipping
Inspiration: funny quote (which is Gold's second paragraph of dialogue)
Gold casually walked up to Crystal. She rolled her eyes. Every day was something new and insane. One time Gold had tried to fly and jumped off of the Radio Tower. She sighed, wondering what his insane comment would be this time.
"Hey! Super Serious Gal! Am I cool?" Gold asked. Crystal frowned. Where was he going with this?
"No," she replied. Crystal turned around and started to work, hoping Gold would get the hint. Of course, she should have known better than to put that much faith in Gold.
" You say I'm not cool," said Gold. "But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."
Crystal turned around and glared at him. Gold still stood there, smirking. To get that smirk off his face she gave him a good kick in the head.