17 effective ways to annoy Lord Beckett (And possibly Admiral James Norrington)
Author's note: This is only meant for girls to do, sorry guys!
I don't own Lord Beckett or Admiral Norrington, but I wish I did! Cuz I love them, but annoying them is another thing I will like to do if they make me angry!
I hope you enjoy it! ;-)
1. When they are trying to do their paper work, play really loud Pop music in the room next door
(eg: Kesha, Britney Spears, Usher, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, they are very effective and fun to dance to music)
2. Invite all of the high ranking officers to your cabin for a midnight dance party, and invite the crew and captains of the Black Pearl too
3. Stalk him and when he turns around smile and wave!
4. Don't address them by their official title, such as addressing Lord Beckett as "Mister"
5. Dye his wig pink
6. Force him to relax and have a holiday
7. When he's away, take charge of his ship and run a holiday cruise for the crew of the Endeavor
8. When he's away, take charge of the Endeavor and be a more relaxed and fun Captain. Use slang, reward the crew often and build a relaxed and good rapport with them by letting them have longer breaks, giving them time to write to their loved ones, be nice to them, have dance parties at night after a hard day's work
9. Hold Karaoke nights and dance parties every time they are trying to relax and make them sing and dance first in front of everybody
10. Invite all your friends over for a slumber party on board the ship, play loud music, do hair-do's for everyone on the ship, bring tons of trashy junk food and invite the whole crew to have a pillow fight on the ship, and Lord Beckett's office
11. Take photo's of yourself and your friends with Lord Beckett and Admiral Norrington, do silly faces and wear EITC merchandise
12. Be Fan girls, swarm them and hug/kiss them. Then chase them!
13. Hold a POTC Beckett and Norrington Convention on the ship
14. Hang out with Jack Sparrow
15. Sing this over and over while on the ship
A pirate's life is a life for me, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum,
Drink and devil shall do the rest, yo ho ho and a bottle of yum
Thirteen girls on Jack Sparrow's chest, you ho ho and a bottle of rum
16. For Halloween, dress up as Jack Sparrow, if he asks you why, tell him, it's Halloween, lighten up a bit
17. Post Jack Sparrow merchandise all over his Cabin and paint the whole ship black and hoist the Pirate colors!
That's it for now! Thanks for reading.
I don't own Beckky or Norrie, but what I do know is that I own myself, and if you try to flame me, ur flames are going to be used for my kebab dinner, those who praise me will get some Kebabs !