A/N: Hello, readers! You are probably here because you heard about this fic from reading Sora's Magical Diary of Rainbows and Happiness. If you came here without any knowledge of that story's existence, you should go read it. Although this story and SMDORAH (That's it's acronym) are connected, you can read either of them without reading the other. But seriously, check out SMDORAH, it's funny and stupid: two adjectives that go hand in hand.

Disclaimer: I do not own kingdom hearts, any of it's characters, or Wish ( Alexus Loves Writing's OC)

Riku, Sora, and Naminé all sat down behind a long, plastic, table. Today was Saturday; the day they would have to judge a bunch of overly-happy strangers to see if they were worthy to join "The Rainbow Squad" as Sora called it. It wouldn't be so bad, if it weren't for the flyers Sora sent out earlier that week. Only someone as hyper-active and cutesy as Sora would willingly come to the auditions. Of course, some emo or anti-social kid was bound to be dragged there by some crazy parent, sibling, neighbor, or dog. Yes, dog. Dogs are very influential and controlling these days.

Anyway, there they were, sitting in silence in Sora's humid garage, waiting for the first kid to come in. And there they waited. And waited. And waited. They waited for an entire hour and no one came. Sora had to get up and go to the bathroom ten times, which is a lot, even for him.

"Riiiiiikuuuuu" Sora whined.

"What is it, Sor?" The silverette groaned.

"I'm boooooorrred."

"We all are. I don't think anyone's coming; let's go back inside and eat food."

"Can they be fattening foods?"

"Yes, Sora."

"Yay! We can all get fat and watch My Little Pony together!"

Just as the trio was about to leave, someone skipped into the garage.

"Hi there! Ooh, I am sooooo sorry I'm late!"

They all turned around to see a short little girl with incredibly long, icy blue hair, staring at them with startlingly orange eyes.

Riku's eyes widened. "W-Wish? What are you doing here?"

Sora and Naminé looked to Riku in surprise. "Wish? You know her, Riku?"

Wish let out a giggle. "He sure does! I live across the street from him, and we went to the same preschool and everything! Anyway, is this the audition for 'The Rainbow Squad'?"

Sora grinned. "Yup, it sure is. We were all about to give up and eat fattening foods, but that can wait until after your interview. So, let's start! I wanna eat potato chips slathered in chocolate!"

Sora, Riku, and Naminé then took their seats behind the table and Wish stood in front of them.

"So, Wish." Naminé began. "I see you like pandas." She stated, looking at Wish's clothes. She wore a white tee shirt with a panda on it over a long sleeved black shirt. She also had on a pair of black denim shorts and black and white converses.

"I sure do! They're big and cute and fluffy!" Wish smiled.

Sora suddenly became interested in the conversation. "Yeah, and they're really fat and get to eat all day! I wish I was a panda."

Naminé rolled her eyes. "Yes Sora, and you also say you wish you were a puppy, a wrestler, a kung-fu master, a pony, a locksmith, a lady, a secretary, a cow, a dust mote, and a flamenco dancer."

"…Don't judge me."

Riku butted in. "We're not judging you, Sor. Now let's get a move on, I'm craving popsicles. Since Wish and I are already pals, I can tell you guys she would be a good addition to our group-"

"The Rainbow Squad." Sora corrected.

Riku sighed. "Yeah, sure. Anyway, let's just accept her and then we can all get fat while we wait for the next one."

Naminé looked to Sora. "How many flyers did you send out anyway?"

"Only ten."

"Ok, then their might not be any more people coming."

"But I also sent out 62 E-mails, put up 4 ads on the internet, and I never stopped talking about it at school. Oh, I also put a sign advertising the auditions in front of the pet store and on all the puppy cages." Sora smiled, feeling very proud of himself. Riku and Naminé just stared.

"Ok…"

"Anyway," Sora continued. "Now that Wish is part of The Rainbow Squad, she needs to be assigned a color!"

"…Why?" Riku asked.

"Because, I think that each member should represent a color of the rainbow, since we're The Rainbow Squad."

"Wow, Sora. That actually sounded intelligent." Naminé commented.

Sora began to tear up. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"N-Nothing! Just assign her the color, ok?"

Sora smiled, his tears immediately vanishing. "Ok! Hm…" He walked over to Wish and began to stare intently at her face at an uncomfortably close distance. "Hm… You should be…Orange!"

Wish smiled. "Okay. Do you have some super deep reason for choosing that?"

"Yup! I chose that because your eyes are orange!" Sora stated, being totally serious. "And I'll be violet because I like that color, Naminé can be yellow because she's blonde and Riku can be blue because he's Riku!"

Riku sighed. "Ok then, I guess we're actually going through with this."

"We sure are! I'll even get us capes! Now come on, Wish!" Sora chirped, grabbing the girl's arm. "Let's go inside and eat food!"

"Can I have some potato chips?" She asked, while being dragged inside.

"Only if they have trans-fat!"

A/N: The end of chapter one! If you want your OC to be in the story, PM me their details and I'll decide if they are worthy to join The Rainbow Squad! There are only three colors of the rainbow left… I thought the rainbow had more colors. Oh well, even if your OC isn't in The Rainbow Squad, they might still make an appearance. (a.k.a, the crazy parent/sibling/neighbor/dog or dog impersonator)

Anyway, please review!