Hi guys, welcome to my new story. I actually had written this a couple of years ago but I was to lazy to edit it and post it. So here it is. Btw I Added Bradley in cause he's one of my Favs and I never see many stories with him in it.

Operation D.A.R.K.

Dork

Always

Retaliates on

Kids

It was a regular day for sector v, Numbuh 1 was filing mission reports, Numbuh 2 was working on some new 2x4 tech, Numbuh 5 was listening to music and Numbuh 3 was watching tv with Numbuh 6 who was staying for a few days. Numbuh 4 began walking into the tv room and he yawned and rubbed his eyes as he walked into the room. He had only woken up a few minutes ago and only because he rolled off of his wrestling ring bed.

Numbuh 3 spotted him as he made his way in and greeted him in a cheerful manner. "Hi Numbuh 4! Did you sleep well?" she smiled her signature smile to him that made his insides feel like they had butterflies in them. Numbuh 4 brushed that feeling aside and said "No ah didn't, ah fell out of meh bed this morning." he replied. He was a little grumpy from the fall out of bed but Numbuh 3 didn't seem to be aware of that.

" Aww, well I have something that'll cheer you up!" she said and then quickly got up from the couch and skipped to her room, a few seconds later she returned with a big blue rainbow monkey with some bandages in different places around its body. "'ive got a boo boo' rainbow monkey will make your boo boo not hurt anymore." she smiled but Numbuh 4 just looked at the rainbow monkey and with a completely serious look on his face he replied. "No. ." Numbuh 3 (oblivious to his annoyance) then shoved the monkey closer to him. "come on, it'll make you feel better!" she said. Numbuh 4 gave a death glare and Numbuh 3 saw where this was going.

"fine." she said putting the monkey down. "then how about we play a game?" she asked "wot koind of game?" he asked Numbuh 3 then brought up a pink box that had a dress on it and said in bright pink writing " Sooper rainbow pretty princess cutie sparkle dress up" Numbuh 6 was still watching tv but he finally turned his head to see this and knew right away that he should leave the room before the argument started. The little skunk fled just as Numbuh 4 yelled "NO CRUDDY WAY! Playing dress up is for stooped baby girls!"

Tears began to form in Numbuh 3's eyes and she shouted back in a hurt tone "f-fine! You can just leave now Wally! Im going to play dress up on my own then." she sadly walked over to the couch and started setting up her game.

Numbuh 4 mumbled under his breath "Cruddy girl." he then stormed off and walked past Numbuh 6 on his way out. Numbuh 6 said something in skunkese that translated to 'one day you are gonna say something mean to her and you won't be able to take it back' Numbuh 4 ignored this however since he couldn't understand him.

Numbuh 4 slammed the door to his room and plopped right down on his pillow. He thought over what just happened.

'why am oi the only one who has ta deal with this!? It's not moi fault that playing dress upand rainbow dorkies ah lame! When will that cruddy Sheila realize that oi hate that stuff? Why does Numbuh 3 have to be so annoying, and loud,a-and obnoxious, and sweet, and gentle...and kind...and brave...and cute...' he trailed off as a dreamy expression rose onto his face. He snapped out of it quickly though and shook his head 'what am oi thinking!? She's a cruddy girl! Oi can't be thinking those kind of thoughts! ...then again, Kuki's different from over girls. She can be brave and strong, and can make any villain wet his pants in fear. Shes the only girl who can make meh go from hating her to loiking her in an instant. Wait did oi just say loik!? I-I- oh who am oi kidding? Oi do look her, even when we fight oi still care for her. She makes moi heart beat a buh million toimes a second! She makes meh feel happy and warm inside. Oi don't just Loik her, oi love her.'

An alarm snapped him out of his thoughts and he bolted upright. "Kids next door! To the scamper!" Numbuh 1's voice boomed over the intercom and Numbuh 4 rushed off to the hanger.

The 6 members of sector v stepped into the command room at Kids next door moon base. "numbuhs 1 through 6 reporting for duty sir!" Numbuh 1 saluted as he went in. Numbuh 362 turned from the computer and was holding some documents. "Good to see you guys, I don't want to bore you with a long talk so I'll just get right to the chase." she said as she handed Numbuh 1 the documents. He opened them and read the information oveAna's Numbuh 362 spoke.

"Father is taking a step up in trying to get rid of us by creating a weapon to destroy us all. We don't have all the info on it yet, but the scientists have found that it is a laser like device called the soul sucker." the documents showed a picture of the device and it was a black machine with a laser on one end and a container of some sorts on the other "We want your team to head to his new lair and destroy it." Numbuh 1 nodded and he turned to his team and said "come on team, let's go!" and Sector V ran out to the next mission.

"Hey couldn't Numbuh 362 just call us to give us this information instead of making us come all the way here?" Numbuh 2 questioned to the group. Numbuh 5 replied "the author wanted her to be in this story." Numbuh 2 had a confused face "what author?"

And Numbuh 5 broke the fourth Wall.

Stay tuned for more!