"I'm late, I'm late for a very important date!" The White Rabbit scurried past the lake and ran towards a very large tree.
Alice immediately started to run after him when she heard him start to talk. "Mr. Rabbit! Wait! I said wait, goddammit, I can't run in these shoes!"
"I'm overdue, I'm really in a stew, no time to say hello-"
"Goodbye!" Elmer Fudd said as he appeared randomly and shot the White Rabbit down. "Hey, I got one! This is much easier than hunting that other wabbit. Hahahahaha." He grabbed the rabbit and dragged him away.
Alice stood there, in total shock of what just randomly happened. "I don't...think that was...supposed to happen." She pulled out a script of Alice In Wonderland and started to read it.
But just then Iron Man flew in and blasted her into the sky. "I am Iron Man, and you ain't going to Wonderland today, BITCH!" He shouted. "Besides, I totally took that place over, anyway. Wait...no, that was that live action one, where the hell am I now?"
The Great Gazoo appeared next to Iron Man's head, smoking a cigar. "Why you're here, dum-dum."
"Alright, now this story's just getting dumb, I'm out of here." Iron Man flew away quickly, before anything else could happen.