This is the first of various Kingdom Hearts drabbles that I've come up with based on prompts. Some of them are slightly crackish in basis, since the prompts come from my cousin, late at night. I do the best I can.
Concrit always appreciated. Help me get better!
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Sus prompt #1: "Cheez-its and Jesus"
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"Cheez-its are just not Christmas food, no matter what you say."
Vexen looked up from whatever he was scribbling and raised an eyebrow at the figure standing in front of him.
"I do not eat them because they are 'Christmas food'; I eat them because they happened to be in the cabinet. If you wish me to eat a more 'seasonally appropriate' food, maybe you should be preemptively supplying me with it, VI."
Zexion's face took on a slightly more disapproving look and he crossed his arms.
"It is not so much a matter of being 'seasonally appropriate'," he said, "as of blatantly flaunting your nonparticipation in an accepted cultural celebration."
"Why I should prance about eating peppermint sticks and gingerbread confections to celebrate the day a Jewish boy popped into existance two thousand years ago, or why you should care whether I do or not, is beyond me. If you have time to be baking Yule logs then maybe your research is further along than mine is. Perhaps you would care to explain the solution you found to the problem of..."
Zexion left the Chilly Academic ranting about their current experimental difficulties and closed the door to the laboratory behind him. He was somewhat suprised to find a tall figure leaning against the opposite wall of the hallway. Lexaeus' lip quirked upwards slightly as he saw his associate escape Vexen's ire.
"Any bets as to whether or not he got that chemistry set he wanted when he was seven?" he smirked.
Zexion replied with a small smile and went to check on the Yule log he had in the oven.