I woke up to the stupid sun shining through the window. "Stupid… Sun…" IT IS TOO BRIGHT DAMNIT! I groaned and turned over, only to find… "WHAT THE HECK NATSU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!" I yelled. I pulled him by his vest out of bed. MY bed. "*yawn*, good mornin'..." I growled but left him on the floor. I went into the bathroom and changed my clothes and did all my morning stuff. I sighed and looked at Natsu, who was still on my floor. I once again just left him there and went to make breakfast.
I heard Natsu come into the kitchen and I bit back a sassy remark. I just sighed and set a few plates of food on the table. Happy flew in through the window. "LUSHI!" I hugged the blue furball that flew into my arms. "Have you seen Natsu, Lushi?" I sighed (again) and pointed to the floor where he had collapsed again. I left Happy to wake him while I brought a fish out of the fridge and ate my breakfast.
I stormed into the guild, frustrated and wanting a strawberry milkshake. I drank it all in one big slurp with my anger. I stormed around the guild, looking for something to do. Levy came up to me. "WHOA LU-CHAN! What got your hair in a bunch? And do you have to storm around the guild with a death aura?!" I sighed and looked at her. "But I'm boooooord…" I whined. "Then you could fight me bunny-girl." I looked and saw the only person who called me that, Gajeel. "What do you want Mr. Shoo bee doo bop?" I asked annoyed. "Tch. I could take you down easily. But fight me anyways!" I thought about it.
"Hmm… well…" Levy gasped. "LU-CHAN! You never fight! What's gotten into you?!" I growled. "Natsu got into my BED. AGAIN. THATS IT IM GOING TO PUMMEL THAT LITTLE FLAME-BRAIN!" I stopped, and froze. "CRAP HE'S RUBBING OFF ON ME! EVEN MORE OF A REASON TO PUMMEL HIM!" I yelled, filled to the top with rage. I heard some laughs and whispers at me being so Natsu-like. I growled again and waited for him to show up. I sat at a table watching the doors like a hawk until "GOOD-MORNING FAIRY TAIL!" I smirked evilly.
"THATS IT NATSU FIGHT ME!" I heard some gasps and more whispers. And one shocked salamander. "Alright, who are you and what have you done with Luce?! She never fights!" I gave a long, tired sigh. "IT IS ME! BUT I WANT TO PUMMEL YOU FOR RUBBING OFF ON ME!" I heard laughs and was about to hit Natsu with a punch before I froze in fear. "WHATS GOING ON BRATS?!" Master looked down at the two partners about to fight each other. I gave a nervous laugh. "N-nothing… we were just… umm…" I stumbled with me words.
The master looked completely shocked that one of his most level-headed children would start a brawl with her best friend. "Lucy, why on earthland would you start a brawl with your partner?!" I rocked back and forth on my feet laughing nervously. "heh heh… well ya see… umm… I decided the best way to deal with my problem was to pummel Natsu!" I said nervously and cheery. The master sweatdropped. "And what would your problem be?" I sighed. "Cause, I was mad at him this morning because he snuck into my apartment so I was angry and storming around the guild and was bord and Gajeel asked to fight me and I considered it and I was about to agree before realizing Natsu was rubbing off on me so I decided to fight him." Everything sort of poured out all at once. The master facepalmed. "So… you decided to fight with Natsu… because his fighting destructive nature was rubbing off on you?" I nodded my head. "Well yea, it seemed pretty obvious to me." Everyone sweatdropped.
"Sooooo… NATSU FIGHT ME!" I suddenly yelled. I turned to face him with an evil glint in my eyes. "Oh crap…"