Hello world, 'tis me... me. I should work on dramatic openings. Anyway, I noticed I haven't posted in a while, and I haven't posted anything TMNT in FOREVER, so here it is, my fist poem on Fanfiction, a little short, but I spent a while on it. Let me know what you think! Oh, and it's Christmas themed, YAY!

Turtle Christmas

Disclaimer: I own no turtles or amazing jolly saints... or ghosts.


Teenagers, they either love Christmas or find it boring
Under New York city was one who found it tiresome and was snoring
Raphael of the Hamatos was the turtle Scrooge; cranky and unkind
'Till he experienced something which completely changed his mind
Late at night one Christmas Eve he found it hard to sleep
Each second which passed made him more impatient so he sat up, allowing him to meet
"Christmas ghost of past I am" wait, sorry that's the wrong story
Happy and jolly old St. Nic was waiting there, stood in all his glory
"Raph, I can tell that you've lost your sense of Christmas spirit,
Is this really how you want to live, the grouchy brother, well is it?"
Santa then just disappeared, and Raph couldn't believe his eyes
Totally shell-shocked, was how he felt, and rather quite surprised
"Man, I have been acting grouchy, I've been a giant shell-for-brains"
And just like that he decided that enjoying Christmas was him aim
So with that all I have to say is Merry Christmas, have a great holiday.


Merry Christmas guys, I hope you enjoyed the poem!