"Bebe, I can't do this anymore." I said to my long time girlfriend Bebe at the end of our last period class. We were standing in an almost empty hallway. Only a few people where still here. They where all standing at their lockers or walking away with their friends. I pulled Bebe aside. After I said that last sentence, she began to panic. I doubt anyone has ever broke up with her before, she was always the one to end it once she got tired of the guy. I saw a drop of sweat drip down her forehead.

"What do you mean, Craig?" She stammered over her words nervously. I took a deep breath and slowly exhaled it. This was it. This is when I finally come out and tell Bebe and the rest of the school, that I, Craig Tucker am gay and in love with my childhood friend Tweek.

Once I spilled my heart out to her, she flipped, just like I thought she would. Her face turned red with anger. I saw more sweat run down her pretty face, I think I even saw tears forming in the corners of her eyes. Just wait til I tell her just who I'm leaving her for.

That's when it hit me.

I can't tell her I'm in love with Tweek. If I do, then she'll stop at nothing to ruin his life! I know Bebe, and I know that she will stop at nothing to get what she wants. And I just know that when I tell her that I love Tweek, she'll have her eyes set on him and make his life a living hell. She was popular and beautiful. All her girlfriend will start nasty rumors about him. She'll have all the toughest guys in school beating him up and bullying him every chance they get and just completely destroy his social life. All that and it's not even his fault.

I cringed at the thought of Tweek suffering like that, I can't let that happen. I had to think of a scapegoat, someone I could tell Bebe that I was in love with just so she wont go after Tweek. I had to think fast. I looked around us. There where only three people left and two of them were girls. There he was, standing at his locker putting away his books.

Pip Pirrup. The blond British kid. He was pretty attractive, with that short bob cut framing his cute face. I think Bebe would buy it if I told her I liked him. Sorry to do this to ya, Pip old chap, but it's for the sake of my best friend and hopefully future lover.

I pushed Bebe aside and walked over to Pip. I grabbed him by the arm and pulled him into my chest. I looked back over to a horrified looking Bebe, making sure she was watching. "Oh dear, Craig. What ever do you think your-"

"Shut up." I whispered to him. He closed his mouth obediently.

I smirked at Bebe. "You see Bebe, I'm in love with Pip here!" I shouted, getting the attention of the other two girls across the hallway. Now it was time for my finishing move.

Without hesitation, I leaned down and placed my lips over his. I saw just before I closed my eyes that his cheeks where pink and his eyes where wide with shock. If I weren't so into Tweek, I'd be able to enjoy this more. I kept my lips on him until I heard the clanking of Bebe's high heels quickly running off.