Lloyd's Realization

by Lollita

For Lloyd and Colette. No flaming if you like them. You have fair warning. And this is Lloyd's realization on what Colette is XP

Erm, this is when Lloyd...er...'realizes' Colette's true nature. Now, this IS for Colette and Lloyd..dislikers. I use dat term 'cause friend ish Colette lover and Kratos-san is Lloyd's daddy-o. Can't insult the purple. Word. P Sorry, inside joke XD Anywho, ENJOY! enjoy gawd dammit!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own ToS DAMMIT! XP If I did, welllll...ya just don't wnna know if I did X3

"Like, Lloyd! I'm so sorry for, like, tripping!"

"Colette, it's alright. You just broke the Professor's vase from the Baleocrauf Masoleum, that's all."

"Like, Lloyd! I'm so sorry naming the dog, like Kitty!"(How she does that still fails to make sense to meh . )

"It's okay, the dog thinks it's a cat!"

"Woof?"

"Like, Lloyd! I'm so sorry for, like, tripping!"

"It's okay Colette, Presea's wooden bear her dad made isn't too precious!"

"..." Presea merely stared at the broken wood, trying not to cry.

"Oops I did it again!"(Just had to!)

"Naw, you just totally destroyed the camp, no biggy!"

After about the seven thousand, two hundred and sisxty seventh time of Colette saying the word 'like' in less than a month, it dawned on me. The naming of the dog Kitty. The excessive tripping. the airhead-like, hey, cool! I know the word airhead!(music plays) Er...After the weird giggling, the dull gaze, the staring at the shiny oracle stone and commenting that it's bright when the world is in danger. It all fell into place for me.

I knew of Colette's real self.

"Like, lloyd!"

The true Colette waiting to be unleashed 'pon this world.

"Oh my Martel! Like, sorry for ruining your, like, fruit stand!"

Yes, it all fit together like a jigsaw puzzle.

"Like, Zelos was wiping off, like, my giggle bum because there was like dirt on it! Like, totally!"

Colette wasn't a dumb-blonde like everyone said.

She was a sexual fiend waiting to have her kinkeh desires unleashed upon the world! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Whatever 'kinkeh' means...

And there you have it. Lloyd's brilliant discovery. Anywho, don't flame me please and thank you. And BIG FRIKKIN' NOTE-

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST BLONDES.

Thank you and have a nice day -"