The Quintessential Total Drama Island Fic!
MADE ON A BORING FRIDAY NIGHT BEFORE THE AUTHOR'S DANCE!
It was a typical day, like any other boring day on Total Drama Island. Everyone was gathered in some convienent area because the plot says so. Owen was farting and laughing like a moron, Heather growled, Ezekiel was saying "Eh?" continuosly because that's all he's good for in stories, Lindsay was asking if she/he was Tyler and somehow....making slash relationship because....the plot says so, Gwen and Trent were obviously hitting on each, Izzy was babbling and Cody and Noah were being sexy.
Then, Chris announced a dance challenge, or karoake, or some stupid relationship...hore challenge that strangely had nothing to do with the rest of the challenges. Because of some strange luck, or injury, or hospitality Courtney didn't have a partner. Meanwhile, about 10 feet away Duncan was acting sexy...or whatever his turn on to his fangirls are. Then all of the sudden Duncan says "I WANTS TO BE WITH KOURTNEY!", and Courtney argued for a bit, and then either by pixy dust or strange sudden affection Courtney kisses Duncan. Then some dancing crabs and fairies appeared and serenated them in confetti. Then suddenly Courtney said she wanted to get married, and then Chris married them right there, which was then followed by Duncan and Courtney stripping into their underwear and having sex. It was magical.....in a weird way...
Then a sudden musical broke out, and everyone started a chorus line and had a jolly good time.
This was then followed by Cody, who started to suddenly confess he loved Noah, who strangely accepted the fact that Cody began raping him in the butt. Then dancing NoahXCody fans started dancing with them as flower petals danced everywhere.
No more than 10 feet away, Gwen suddenly became a vampire and the GwenXTrent relationship turned into Twilight, which made all the TDI/Twilight fans jump in glee. Then the plot continued to photo-copy Twilight's plot, which was more reason to jump in the air.
Then all of the sudden Chris fell off a cliff, to which Lindsay attended to them and then THEY started to kiss and make love.
Finally, everyone was automatically eliminated for no reason except Courtney and Duncan, who were presumed to tie for the win. Then they all moved into a happy little cottage in a happy little forest,
AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER (Except for Heather...she died 20 chapters ago...)
A/N: I just HAD to make this!
Remember, this is just a parody of every cliche you can spot in a TDI/TDA fic nowadays.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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