KK Vs the World
A/N Hi everyone, yes I know I should be starting another story since I have to do request and update my Gothic sunflower story. But I can't help making this fanfic; I had a need to write this fanfic. I was inspired by KK vs the world that this wonderful person created, check her out on Tumblr her art is amazing. superautomatic tagged/ adventure+time (delete spaces) I hope she doesn't think I'm stealing her work, so anyway I am going by mostly movie and Emi's comics. I hope you enjoy, please review if you like. Also I have a Tumblr blog for ask human Gamkar, please if you like ask them a question gamkarfangirl3love. tumblr Anyway on to the story! Also the song I use in this fanfic is "knives and pens" by the Black Veil Brides, I do not own this song and it belongs to the Black veil Brides. I also do not own Homestuck that belongs to Andrew hussie and so does my soul.
Karkat Vantas is a five foot seventeen year old with anger problems who is also secretly gay since he doesn't want anyone in his fucking business. He lives with his father, who knows he is gay; but they don't talk about it. This is Karkat's last year in high-school and he can't wait till he is out of the hellhole everyone calls school. Right now our little hero is walking home from school with his hands in his grey hoodie pockets. Karkat isn't a flashy person and usually wears just a grey shirt that has his zodiac sign cancer on the front in red and grey jeans with his grey hoodie and red sneakers. Karkat would rather fade into the background and never be notice, which would be easy if it wasn't for his leach named Nepeta. Speaking of Nepeta, here comes the energetic freshman now.
"Oh Karkitty!" The fourteen year old yelled as she ran up and hugged Karkat's arm earning a grown.
"Fuck Nepeta what have I have I told you about touching me!" Karkat mumbled angrily as he looked down at that girl. Nepeta just giggled and nuzzled her head into Karkat's arm. Karkat is only a few inches taller than her so Nepeta likes to nuzzle into his arm. If anyone saw them, people would think they are brother and sister.
"I just wanted to walk with my purrfect gay boyfriend." Nepeta said smiling. Nepeta likes to call Karkat her gay boyfriend since she ask/force him to do things that boyfriend usually do. Expect they don't kiss or do the nasty since Karkat is gay and she too innocent to do anything like that. At the beginning of the year for some reason Karkat helped Nepeta get away from some bullies and Nepeta just attach herself to the senior. At first Karkat hated that Nepeta called him gay boyfriend; but he gave in around the middle of the year.
"Can't you walk on your own today?" Karkat asked as he started walking.
"Aww what's wrong Karkitty, you usually walk me home after school?" Nepeta said pouting as she followed behind.
"I just want to get fucking home and get on my computer to relax for a few hours." Karkat mumbled. "And maybe practice with my idiotic band member."
"Ooo that sounds like fun, can I come see you practice please?" Nepeta asked while giving Karkat puppy/kitty eyes. Karkat's eye twitched when he looked down at Nepeta.
"If you fucking leave me alone after this, you can fucking come." Karkat mumbled as he looked away from his friend.
"Okay!" Nepeta yelled out in excitement and joy which caused Karkat to flinched. Karkat then watched as Nepeta ran off towards her house humming happily.
"How the fuck does she has that much energy?" Karkat asked the air then shook his head as he started walking home again. He looked down at the ground and shivered as the fall air chilled him a bit. Winter was coming soon and he couldn't wait for the snow, Karkat would rather have snow than scorching heat. Leaves swirled around his feet and he watches their dance silently. He didn't notice the freakish tall guy on a skate board heading straight towards him until they both smacked into each other and landed on their asses.
"Fuck you asswipe, watch where the fu-"Karkat stopped as he looked at the man. The guy had short purplish black hair and light colored skin with tattoos on his right arm. But what made Karkat blush and his heart skip a beat were the man's Violet colored eyes. Karkat couldn't help staring into them as he sat there looking like a love-struck idiot like one of the main characters in one of his Romcom.
"Oh HeY yOu OkAy Bro?" The man asked in a deep raspy voice with a lazy smile on his face that was painted like a clown. The man then held out his hand to Karkat once he stood up, he smiled down at him.
"um yea I'm okay." Karkat mumbled then looked at the man's hand before taking it. The man pulled Karkat up then adjusted his guitar case before grabbing his skateboard.
"SoRrY bRo AgaIn, A mOtHeRfUcKeR nEeD tO lEaRn To WaTcH wHeRe He GoInG." The man said then got on his skateboard. "WeLl SeE yA mOtHeRfUcKeR." Then he was gone before Karkat could say anything. Karkat swallowed the lump in his throat before walking once again, his mind were filled with the thoughts of that man. Was this love at first sight or some shit? Karkat shook his head, this is reality not one of his romcom. There wasn't such a thing as love at first sight, and he couldn't love anyway. He was nothing; but a short seventeen year old with anger issues. Once Karkat got home he pulled off his sneakers then yelled for his father, when he didn't get an answer he assumed his father was out. Karkat then headed upstairs to his room before laying down on his bed he grabbed his laptop and logged into Pesterchum. Instantly his friend Alexandria and the lead singer in his band had begun pestering him. Alexandria is also Karkat's ex-girlfriend, she sort of forced him out of the closet. There two other people in their band, their names are Jake Bluemoon and Damon Scar. Jake is an emo boy who dyes his every month just because he is bored on the color. Karkat always gets annoy by him since Jake mostly sighs instead of making conversation with anyone. Damon is a rich kid stoner who is usually high off his ass and he dating Alexandria. Karkat plays the base guitar, Jake is on the lead guitar, and Damon is on the drums. The name of their band is Toxic Angel thanks to Karkat not wanting a girly band name and Alexandria's love of angels.
-RedAngel began pestering carcinoGeneticist-
RA: What up my awesome best friend
CG: NOTHING, HOW ARE YOU ALEXANDRIA I'M SURPRISE YOU HAVE TIME TO PESTER ME SINCE YOU STARTED DATING THAT BAKED FUCKASS.
RA: Aww Karkat don't say that about Damon, he very sweet high and sober.
CG: WHATEVER, HE STILL ANNOYING AS HELL WHEN HE FUCKING HIGH.
RA: Anyway are you still coming to practice or what my crabby friend?
CG: Yea I'M STILL COMING, CAN I BRING NEPETA I KIND OF PROMISE HER SHE CAN WATCH US.
RA: YEA THAT FINE, JUST HURRY UP DAMNIT.
-RedAngel ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist-
Karkat sighed then stood up, he quickly placed his laptop on the charger before heading downstairs to put on his sneakers. He zipped his grey hoodie then tied his sneakers before leaving to Nepeta's house to pick her up. It took fifteen minutes for Nepeta and Karkat to get to Alexandria's, when Karkat knock Alexandria answered right away. She was wearing a red fishnet top over a black tank top and black skinny jeans.
"Finally you are here, get your ass in here we need to practice." Alexandria said then pulled Karkat inside. Nepeta walked in smiling, she then jumps onto the couch. Karkat headed over to his base guitar that he left at Alexandria house by accident. He pulled it out of the case and check to see if it was still tune to his liking. Damon was sitting at his drums high off his ass just staring at the wall. Damon just wearing a plain black tee and black baggy jeans, his long bangs hang over his face hiding his bright red natural eyes. Jake is leaning against the wall in a tight red band tee and black skinny jeans with black and red converse.
Alexandria comes back from the kitchen after getting a drink of water and said "Alright guys it is time to practice because we all know the battle of the bands is coming up. This could be our big break, we could become some teenager's wet dream." Karkat rolled his eyes; but said nothing as he listened to Alexandria. "So guys we have to win this and get a contract from E-man, are you with me!"
Damon yelled from the back "Yea let's do this." Damon smiled at his girlfriend who blushed and smiled back as Jake sighed quietly.
"You two are so disgustingly cute that it fucking sickens me." Karkat mumbled. "Seriously I feel like I might throw up rainbows from you two sweetness."
Alexandria rolled her eyes then said "alright everyone take your places, we are going to do "Knives and pens" Damon start us off."
Damon nodded and yelled out "Alright one two… uh what comes after three dudes?" Alexandria giggled at that while Karkat face palm.
Jake sighed and mumbled "Three Damon, three comes after two."
Damon laughed then said "oh yea, anyway one two three four." Each of them started to play their part once Damon said four. Alexandria tapped her foot as she waited for her part.
"Alone at last we can sin and fight.
And I've lost all faith in this blurring light,
(Stay right here we can change our plight.
Storming through this despite what's right.)"
Alexandria sang as she held onto the microphone, Nepeta watched silently while leaning in with an awestruck look on her cute face. Once they finished practicing, Damon left to prepare for his huge party that he having for his birthday. Jake left to his house to get change and Nepeta's parents came to pick her up, she couldn't go to the party sadly. Once everyone was gone Karkat sat in Alexandria's kitchen silently.
"So find any cute boys you really like?" Alexandria asked smirking at her crabby friend.
Karkat sighed then mumbled "Well I did run into this guy; but I never got his name. He had really pretty eyes." Karkat didn't realize he said the last part out loud until it was too late.
Alexandria squealed then said "You have to tell me about this encounter, you know you haven't had a boyfriend since-"
"Don't fucking remind me!" Karkat cut her off then mumbled "The guy ran into me and I couldn't help looking at him like an idiot. I never even got his fucking name; but it's whatever. It's not like he going to want me anyway."
"Aww Karkat don't say that, you are a great guy." Alexandria said before hugging Karkat. "Hey maybe this guy will be at Damon's party. Damon did say he was inviting everyone, so come to the party with me."
"Fuck no they will be too many loud idiotic people getting drunk! Why would I ever want to go to a party where I could be date rape and end up with some nasty disease to find a guy who might already be in a fucking relationship!" Karkat said looking away.
Alexandria took Karkat's face in her hands then said "Dude you have to take a risk once in a while, come to the party and try to find this guy. He might have a huge dick that fuck the shit of you and get you to stop being so crabby."
Karkat glared at her and said "you aren't going to let go home are you."
Alexandria smirked and said "you know me so well my friend, now come my crabby friend we must get you a boyfriend." Alexandria then pulled Karkat up and dragged him all the way to the party with Karkat complaining.
A/n: Omg I finally finished it; but now I have a huge headache. I decided to only do Gamzee quirk when talking so everyone knows it was Gamzee. I will only do the characters quirk when they are typing so it's easier on my eyes and the reader's eyes. I don't want to give everyone headaches from my story. Anyway once again I do not own the Black Veil Brides' song "Knives and pens" I was also inspired by supera /tagged/kk_vs_the_world her work is awesome please check her out. You won't be disappointed. Anyway review please I like feedback.