Sonic was wondering why his chili corn dog had not yet arrived. He had been waiting longer than Oprah at A chicken stand and Vermont that had no people working the cash register because a gopher was doing that job. Out of boredom, Sonic farted and the blue walls of his butt hole shook so loudly he feared an earthquake would happen.
"Nick, I swear it's not your baby!" Said a woman with long blonde hair and with brown roots showing. "I didn't even tell Sasuke about it!"
"Tell Sasuke to sit on a cigarette!" Said the man, who was wearing a fanny pack and a tuxedo.
"Where's my chili corn dog?" Said Sonic.