Takano let out an irritated huff as he looked down at his lover.
He was at it again.
Takano had gotten him a new phone and the only thing he ever does is ask it stupid questions.
"Siri, what is my name?" Onodera asked for the 10th consecutive time.
"Ritsu Onodera is your name" the phone replied.
It really was cute how Onodera played with the thing, and how he would exclaim it was cute, but now a days it was distracting from work and worse… him.
How many times had Takano attempted to seduce him only to be blocked by that phone? Too many times, for sure.
"Oi, Onodera, stop playing with your phone, we're going out to eat tonight" Takano said after plucking the phone out of his hands.
"Ah! Takano! I was going to ask it something really important!" Onodera argued, trying to reach up and grab it.
"When your taller maybe you can do that" Takano said, slipping the phone into his back pocket. He knew Onodera wouldn't try anything, because then he would have to literally reach to his rear, which would give Takano an excuse to ravish him.
Onodera let out a huff of disappointment and followed behind Takano.
When they arrived at the restaurant Onodera was still irritated, but his mood lightened slightly at the sight of food.
"I guess I'll have one of those" Onodera ordered, pointing at an item on the menu.
"We're going to have to share that one" Takano grinned.
"I can get something else then!" Onodera blurted.
When Onodera had decided on something small enough only he could eat, Takano ordered one to share anyways.
If I have to listen to you act like a child for a phone 24/7 then at least give me this Takano thought to himself as the waiter placed down the plate.
"Dig in" Takano suggested when he noticed Onodera wasn't focused on the food. He had something in his hand.
Takano looked over to see the phone in Onodera's hand, happily tapping away.
This meant war.
It wasn't Onodera he was declaring war to, but that phone. It absorbed all the time Onodera should be using to spend time with him. To ask him stupid questions, not a small electronic device.
Takano just gave his sharpest glare to Onodera, ate his share of food and then put the rest in a take-out box, and grabbed Onodera by the arm and pulled him out.
"Hey! Takano! I didn't get to eat anything!" Onodera complained.
"Maybe you shouldn't have been on that stupid phone" Takano grumbled.
"You were the one who bought it for me!" Onodera replied.
Takano didn't answer and was focused on driving home undisturbed, when he heard his lovers voice.
"Siri, why is Takano such a jerk?" Onodera asked.
"I don't know how to answer that" the phone replied.
That was when Takano's restraint broke, and he grabbed the phone and threw it out of the car window onto the highway.
"HEY!" Onodera screeched, looking out the car window.
"If anything takes up your time from me again, person or not, I will throw it out. Understand?" was all Takano said.
"…Yes" Onodera replied.
"When we get home, you are going to make up for the weeks you've been wasting your time on that thing" Takano started.
"What is it? Extra work?" Onodera asked, panic evident in his voice.
"No. I think you know exactly what I'm thinking of" Takano replied, a smirk on his face.
All Takano heard in reply was a gulp.