Hi there everyone. I bet you missed me. My other story (which you should read if you haven't) has given me a lot of trouble, and no one seems to be reading it (which is a shame, because I'm proud of it) so I thought I'd go for something a little different.
This isn't a real chapter, just something to explain my story. I saw this list on Mugglenet, and I thought it would be funny to write a parody where each chapter was an item from the list. The name of the list is 104 WAYS TO ANNOY, HARASS, CONFUSE OR GENERALLY SCARE LORD VOLDEMORT: Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again.
See, the title itself makes you interested, doesn't it. I would love to say I am putting this up with the permission of the author of the list, but I cannot find her anywhere. So if anyone knows how to contact her (maybe you know her, I won't put her name, but if you know her, you should know that she wrote it), or if you are the author of this list and you've got a problem with this story, just review and let me know, I check my email a lot.
If this is in violation of something important, especially something that could get me arrested, let me know, please. I really think this will just be something fun to do. I promise to get it started really soon, or take it off really soon, if I find I'm doing something bad.
Oh, and the rating is high for language, I've got a bit of a dirty mouth, and after all the things I'm going to be doing to our good buddy Voldie, so will he.