Back In Arkham Again!

by the-CHELO

The Joker, The Penguin, and The Riddler are returning to Arkham Asylum after being caught red-handed by Batman. At first a place they despised, the trio and the rest of the inmates gradually see an upside to Arkham Asylum itself, and what better way to show their new perspective than to sing an ode to the institute for the insane. Parody to Human Again from Beauty & The Beast

DON'T OWN EITHER DISNEY OR BATMAN. IT IS JUST A PARODY. PLEASE DON'T SUE!

Penguin:

Joker, for the umpteenth time, this is all your fault!

Riddler:

I'm baffled that you hardly even try to learn from your blunders.

Joker:

Oh pish posh Pengy, Eddie! Lighten up, so what if we are sent back to the asylum? Things just happen. Let the past be the past, just like all the bodies I had buried!

Riddler:

You might think so, but I find this cycle quite dull. Redundantly captured, time and time again, with our ploys demeaningly foiled.

Penguin:

And then being placed in this low-borne building for cuckoos once more. Highly unsuitable for a glorified gentleman like myself.

Joker:

Oh please! Do you two honestly believe that you aren't suitable for this place? Well, unlike the both of you, I feel absolutely right at home! Sweet, sweet home. Where I have time to plot my fun, reasonless homicides! Plan my stupendous games! And draft how my next date will be with the Batman! Yes mis amigos, this is the place where we can embark our schemes for the upcoming days. Just think!

Joker:

I'll be pranking again

While laughing again

With each joke guaranteeing a kill

Back in Arkham again

Only Arkham again

Where the corridors will give you a chill

I'll be singing again

'Bout me and Batsy again

Riddler:

Urging us to demand aspirin pills!

Joker:

I'll pull a trick, maybe two

And be done before noon

Joker, Penguin, & Riddler:

As we settle in Arkham again

Man Bat & Killer Moth:

Back in Arkham again

Only Arkham again

Scarecrow:

Where our crimes famously become lore

Man Bat & Killer Moth:

Back in Arkham again

Good ole Arkham again

Poison Ivy:

It's crazy you ain't seen before

I will plant my dear seeds

They will grow, yes indeed

Cause nature is what I most adore

Be without human touch

They will bloom!

Just like such!

They'll be safe here in Arkham again

Penguin & Riddler:

Back in Arkham again

Only Arkham again

It's a place where things do not make sense

Penguin:

I'll be kind for a change

Joker:

Really? That'd be strange!

Penguin:

Can I help it if I wish to be free?

I'll return to my lounge

With my penguins around

Perched atop of my throne like a king

Far from fools off their meds

Gotham's true figurehead but instead-

Arkhamites:

I'm in Arkham again!

Harvey:

Restraint behind this steel cell

But systems are bound to flaws

I'm the one who will fight

To show all wrong from right

Any day now!

Two-Face:

Or we could let loose all hell

Cause really, who follows the law

With the flip of the coin

Our two paths shall rejoin

Any day now!

Killer Croc:

Within my sewers you better beware!

Riddler:

A riddle here and maybe one over there

Mad Hatter:

Wondrous years

Of madness and cheers

While pouring some tea!

Arkhamites:

Back in Arkham again

Only Arkham again

Mr. Freeze:

I'll work endlessly to cure my wife

Firefly:

Things on fire again!

My flamethrower again!

Mr. Zsasz:

I will mark you all up with my knife!

Black Mask:

I'll be shooting again

At my dumb men again

Bane:

Bring my comeback in the form of strife!

(Harley Quinn skips toward Joker and embraces the reluctant Prince Of Crime)

Harley Quinn:

Little push little shove

We will whoosh fall in love

Be a couple in Arkham again!

(In a hallway at Arkham Asylum)

Warden Sharpe:

My goodness, what is wrong with these inmates?! They have yet to cease singing the minute they arrived to the institute.

Commissioner Gordon:

My reply would've been "They are simply insane", but we both know better. I have to admit, it is odd. What is even more odd is that they all seem to sing in perfect sync. It started with just Joker, Riddler, and Penguin, and immediately everyone chimed in as if on cue.

Warden Sharpe:

Do you think this is a devise to distract us? Have us indulge in this mad trance while they find the means to escape?!

Commissioner Gordon:

Judging by the way the song began, and the theme behind the composition, I don't think that's the case. If anything, they are joyous to be here.

Warden Sharpe:

Wait a second, you're meaning to tell me you LISTENED?

Commissioner Gordon:

They are ALL singing it, Sharpe. It's booming throughout the hallways, it's not hush hush.

Warden Sharpe:

Oh, this is why I demand a facility with much more space.

(Commissioner Gordon patted Warden Sharpe's shoulder)

Commissioner Gordon:

You do realize more space would only make the singing echo louder?

(Back with the inmates)

Professor Pyg:

I'll...be...singing again!

With my children again!

Magpie:

These glass windows are just so shiny

Arkhamites:

Back in Arkham again

Only Arkham again

Rat Catcher:

Surrounded by my rats casually

Deacon Blackfire:

I'll be praying again!

To my great lord again!

Calendar Man:

It's a field day for us, can't you see

Arkhamites:

If we try to escape

We'll be caught by the cape

To the cops where we'll go

A court trial, so and so

Then we're back in Arkham-

Professor Pyg: AGAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNN!

(Professor Pyg jumps off from a high platform, dives down with his arms wide open, and falls into the grip of his Dollotrons. They steadied him on his feet right when the song was at its end)

Professor Pyg: SQUEEEEEEEE!

THE END

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