Ani's Show
Anisha: Welcome to Ani's Show, my video game nerds of Tekken!
Darius: Why are you insulting the audience? They might just retaliate against you just like Ani did.
*Anisha giving him the derp face*: No one asked you announcer man.
Jin: It's true!
Anisha: Was I talking to you?
Anna: She's just mad because Jin finally saw that Anisha was a Mary-Sue.
Anisha: I am not a Mary-Sue!
Nina: Believe me honey, you are.
Anisha: ANYWAY! You may have noticed that we were off air for a while. Since the Ani saw how actrocious her writing and grammer was when she first started on this website, she finally decided to delete this story and start anew.
Lee: Believe me, she needed to.
Anisha: Couldn't have agreed with you better! Now to fill in on what's happening now, for actions on the last show -
Darius: Which included kidnapping the host and blowing up the studio...
Anisha: Ani will be held in a metal cage suspended in mid-air for the rest of the show. But she won't be alone, for we are sticking Bryan Fury in there with her!
Random person from audience: Make them fight to the death!
Xiaoyu: Whoa now, are you trying to make this like The Hunger Games? 'Cause if you are, I wanna be Katniss!
Lili: No way, you're too bubbly to be her.
*Xiaoyu with hands on hips*: And what is that supposed to mean?
*Ani in cage*: That you define what it means to be annoying! And will someone get me down from here?
Kazuya: Nah. I think you should stay up there for a while.
Ani: Why – bitch!
Asuka: You know, all this talk about The Hunger Games is making me think about when Ani dragged Kazuya to see the midnight premiere.
Anisha: Marik roll the clip!
Marik: Rolling!
*In the cinema*
*Ani standing up*: I volunteer as tribute!
Kazuya: Will you sit down? The movie hasn't even started yet. *he pulls Ani down* And I can't believe you dragged me here, and made me pay for the movie and popcorn!
Ani: So what? You're rich; you won't miss that pocket change.
Xiaoyu: Will you guys keep it down? Some people are trying to watch the movie!
Ani: Xiao? When did you get here?
Xiaoyu: Are you kidding? I love the Hunger Games! Now shut up so I can watch the movie.
*Ani mumbling*: Bitch.
*Bob and Ganryu walk in and sit right in front of Kazuya and Ani, blocking their view*
Kazuya: What the hell? Get your fat asses up and sit in the back!
Bob: Now way! I've been waiting to see this movie since 2010!
Xiaoyu: . . . but they announced the movie in October.
Bob: That just goes to show you that I'm a more dedicated fan than you.
*Xiaoyu standing up*: What did you and your fat just say?
*Bob snapping fingers* You heard me.
Xiaoyu: Bitch! *she tackles Bob and fights beating the crap out of him*
Ani: Should we stop it?
Hwoarang: Nah.
Kazuya: I'm going to regret asking this, but why are you here?
Hwoarang: Are you kidding? I love Jennifer Lawrence. Girl got it going on!
*Asuka, who is sitting right next to him, slaps Hwoarang*
Asuka: You said that if I went to this movie-date-thing, that you would be civilised.
*Xiaoyu popping her head trough the fight cloud*: Are you kidding? Hwoarang and civilised shouldn't belong in the same sentence.
*Effie Trinket on movie screen*: Peeta Mellark!
*The fight cloud goes away and reveals Bob in a headlock*
Xiaoyu: Now move – Eh? The movie started already?
*Ganryu sipping on a coke*: If you had been paying attention, you would have known that.
The female audience: Oh Peeta!
Kazuya: I can't believe I have to sit through two hours of this crap.
*Clip ends*
Jun: How was the movie?
Kazuya: Actually pretty interesting. I enjoyed the Bloodbath most of all.
*Everybody glares*
Alisa: You have issues.
Anisha: Moving on! Since no one asked any questions, we're making up one's of our own.
Lili: Isn't that what you've been doing anyways?
Anisha: Actually no; Ani's friends from school came up with questions. Given that they know almost absolutely nothing about Tekken, they asked some pretty interesting questions.
Lee: Oh Lawd, get ready for this.
Anisha: First question from Ani's classmate, Ellen: What's up with Kazuya's hair?
Steve: That's really a good question.
Kazuya: -_- Have you seen any anime TV shows? Everybody's hair is fucked up!
Lili: Mine isn't. *Flips hair*
Nina: Every time you open your mouth, you sound like a brainless child of Aphrodite.
Lili: I beg your pardon?
*Alisa putting her forefingers to her temples*: Aphrodite is the Greek goddess of love and beauty. The concept Nina is referring to comes from the New York Best-selling series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians. The series revolves around a young boy who finds out he is the demigod son of Poseidon and tries to defeat the series' antagonist, Kronos, the Lord of Time, and his rival Luke, son of Hermes.
*Awkward silence*
Anisha: That's . . . pretty accurate.
Lili: And what does that have to do with me?
*Bryan from cage*: It means you're a dumb blond!
*Ani face palms*
Anisha: Next question! From Ani's friend Trevor –
Ani: More like mortal enemy!
Anisha: He asks if Lee is supposed to look like a female stripper.
Lee: Excuse me?
*Kazuya giggles*
Jin: O_O NEVER do that again!
*Anisha looking through cards*: There are actually quite a few people who asked this same question.
Hwoarang: Fail!
Lee: Your mom fails.
Audience: Ooooohhhh . . .
Anisha: You still haven't answered the question.
Lee: For his information, I look downright sexy.
Leo: You're about as sexy as Ganryu.
Ganryu: Why thank you!
Leo: -_- That's not a damn complement!
Anisha: This one is about you, Leo. From the producer's friends Chloe and Kiara: Is Leo supposed to be Justin Bieber?
Ani: Ha! They're in my sixth period. EVERYBODY in there asked the same question!
Leo: I refuse to answer it.
Anisha: You'll talk soon . . .
*Bruce, who was sitting next to Anisha scoots his chair away*
Anisha: Now the last question is from Kenia and Stephanie about Heihachi: You look like a paedophile with all that old saggy bits you call muscle. Don't you scare kids when you go out in the street?
Bryan: This reminds of the fourth tournament when Heihachi wore that diaper.
*Everybody shudders*
Heihachi: I am not a paedophile! And my muscle is not old saggy bits.
Jin: Yes they are.
*Heihachi gives him the derp face and throws him on a table*
Anisha: Hey watch it! That table is mahogany!
Jin: You don't care for my well-being?
Asuka: No one does since you've become the douche of Tekken.
Anna: I'm starting to think that's his official title.
Jin: You. Are. All. Bitches.
Steve: Don't deny the Gospel truth!
Anisha: There's actually one more card left, but it's not a question. From Anonymous: The cake is a lie!
*Ani jumping up and down in the cage*: Oh! Portal reference! That means it's from Lathen!
Jin: I remember when I first played that game . . .
Anisha: Marik!
Marik: On it!
*flashback*
*Jin is sitting in front of the TV with eyes bloodshot and stubble appearing on his face*
Jin: I must get that cake!
*Several hours later*
Jin: Yes! Take that you psycho bitch! I finally beat GLaDOS! Now where's my cake?
*Nina pops her head through the door*: The cake is a lie.
Jin: What? No it can't be! NOOOO!
*flashback ends*
Alisa: How could you not know there wouldn't be any cake? There's a room you have to walk into that says "The cake is a lie" all over the walls.
Jin: I thought it was trying to discourage me!
*Alisa whispering to Jun*: I am so sorry about your son's condition.
Jin: I don't have a condition!
*Bryan to Ani*: Will you stop jumping? Your weight is shaking the cage!
Ani: No it's not! It's Bob's fat ass sitting on top of it! *both look up and see the top of the cage caved in. The chains holding it break and all three go down*
*Bryan holds up a sign*: Help!
Anisha: If you wreck this studio again Imma go ghetto on your ass!
Darius: AANNNDD it looks like we are out of time. Join us the next time Ani decides to update on "Ani's Show"!
Marik: And we are clear!