This just randomly came to me, and is just a bit of poetry, I guess...
Enjoy (hopefully)!
Original:
Hey diddle diddle, The Cat and the fiddle, The Cow jumped over the moon. The little Dog laughed, To see such craft, And the Dish ran away with the Spoon.
Booshed up:
Hey diddle diddle,
Vince had a fiddle (with his hair),
Tony Harrison questioned the moon,
There was an arguement,
With Saboo and Naboo,
And Howard rocked to Jazz with his 'invisible' crew.