(A/N Okay so this is a self insert but I really want to stay away from "Mary Sue" territory, if my character is getting too outrageous just review and I'll reel it in okay thanks.
A couple of notes one, in the official English translations they didn't carry over Tsuruya's speech impediment it doesn't come up in this chapter but in my fic she will have some sort of list, the one she has in Japanese is difficult to do with English, two any and all feedback is appreciated, I have written fanfiction before but well thing happened that i will not talk about, three Kyon is still the narrator, okay thanks for reading enjoy)
The Divergence of Haruhi Suzumiya
Chapter One
As soon as I woke up I felt something was off, you know that feeling that you get when your sleeping away from home and right after you wake up just for a second, you're surprised to not be in your room, then your brain starts working and you remember why your some where else. I felt like that, except I wasn't away from home, I was in my own bed, so I brushed the feeling aside and started to get ready for school as i walked toward the kitchen though I still felt like there was something out of place, but what?
It had been a few months since the brigade encounter with the Sky Canopy Dominion in the snow and unusually enough I can't quite recall how we got of that mess, hmm... well anyway it seems like the Dominion has calmed down for now, not only that but Koizumi's agency was nearing the end of their campaign against their rivals and that sneering bastard was arrested by other time travelers. It seemed like everything was back to normal well normal for the SOS Brigade at least ...doubt that'll last long
Anyway now that the majority of the "anti-SOS Brigade" (where the hell did I get that name) were gone I could finally have a normal one-on-one chat with Sasaki maybe I could finally figure out how she fits into the picture, I mean, the world is supposed to revolve around Haruhi but then it's also supposed to revolve around Sasaki I'm no physics nerd but I'm pretty sure some thing can't revolve around two points. Of course I can't talk to her until Sunday so for now I'll just deal with this weird feeling that something is really off.
I finished my breakfast and was out the door I had a feeling tha as soon as o reached school I'd have to listen to Haruhi go on about how the new exchange student we were getting was so mysterious then again knowing Haruhi I guess that means he will be.
Right when I thought that was when I stepped into class I looked over to my seat and froze , I was already sitting in my seat, but I was here in the door way before I could even register what was going on I looked up to see me standing in the door (confused yet?) then it hit me what seemed out of place before, the shades in my room are draw back, but this morning the were folding and the wood of the kitchen floor is normally laid horizontally to the door but this morning it was vertical, as all these miniscule differences rushed through my head so fast I didn't even consciously recognize them until later I felt like the world was being pulled out from under me and all of a sudden I was in the doorway to my class room
Wait wasn't I already in the door to my class room god my head hurts, but now there was no one in my seat ugh, I'll talk to Koizumi later about this at least he'll probably have some convoluted explanation for this.
Up until lunch the day was surprisingly normal our class did spend an extra hour on English so that we could be ready for the exchange student . Of course it doesn't matter I swear I will never understand English, it's just too foreign I guess. And besides I'm not sure how the phrases " The milk is cold" and " the dog runs fast" are going to help us have a insightful conversation with an American.