Um. Yeah. I have no explanation for this, except that I've been reading way too much slash.
The whole thing was inspired by the third to last line, which is actually a quote from Buffy, minus the Malfoy bit.
Kudos to whoever guesses who says it, and who they say it to...
Enjoy yet another of my Harry Potter parody one-shots. :) I really will update my POTC fic someday. Eventually. Maybe...
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A Very Random Conversation
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"Oi! Potty!"
"What, Ferret-boy?"
"It's your lucky day!"
"What?"
"I've been disowned!"
"Whatever for? Daddy not too pleased with his ickle Drakkie-poo?"
"You could say that."
"Why does that make it my lucky day?"
"He disowned me because I'm gay, Potter, are you dense?"
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me, I'm GAY! So let's go snog!"
"What?"
"Let's snog!"
"Malfoy..."
"What's the problem? You know you want me."
"Excuse me?"
"Everybody wants me! I'm Draco Malfoy!"
"Well sorry to burst your happy bubble, Malfoy, but I don't happen to want you at all."
"But...you're gay!"
"So? You may be pretty, but you're a real ass, Malfoy. I wouldn't touch you even if you and I were the last people on Earth."
"But..."
"No, and that's FINAL."
"Oh fine. No need to be such a killjoy."
"Good. Now that we're clear on that, I suggest you hurry off to Potions. It wouldn't do to spoil your perfect Teacher's Pet image..."
"Oi...Potter?"
"What?"
"Meet me afterwards?"
"Why?"
"So we can snog!"
"God Malfoy, is that all you ever think about?"
Malfoy merely rolled his eyes, as if to say "Duh".
"Ok."