It was a stormy night, the nine-tails was destroying the Leaf Village and my father kept telling me it'd be all right. But I knew better. I was only 5 but on the day I was born a Demon had taken over my body so I was already with the skill and knowledge of a long time veteran Shinobi. On that night a man ran into the room and yelled "Lord! If we don't do something soon the whole village will be destroyed! Our men can't hold the beast off any longer!"

"Stay here." my father said and kissed me on the head, leaving the room. The next day when my baby brother was born Father had sealed the demon with in him. I was so pissed that Father could do that! How could he put a demon in his new-born son when he knew the sh!t that I was going through being a demon myself! So before one of the maids came to get me to see my bother I ran away.

_14teen years later_

"There is no place I'd rather be! Then on a surfboard out at sea. Lingering in the ocean blue! Then if I had one with come true, I'd surf till the sun sets beyond the horizon..." I sang wandering the forest looking for something to do. All of a sudden a couple shirikin flew past my head, cutting a few hairs from my pig tails. "WHAT THE HELL!" I yelled kicking the bush where they had come out of. A blond boy fell out pretty much KO'd. I poked him with a stick. He grabbed it and broke it in half. "Hey, that's mean." I pouted.

"Why'd you kick me! un." He yelled at me with a weird accent.

"'cause you tried to cut me."

"I wasn't aiming at you, ya."

"then what was ya aimin' at?"

"OH SHIT! un." he yelled, his eyes getting wide and running off. I turned around to see what startled him and this dude (I think it was a dude) with a mask and same black cloak with clouds that the boy was wearing came running out of the trees.

"DEIDARA! YOU MAKE TOBI FALL IN RIVER!" the dude/thing screamed chasing after the boy. I couldn't help but stare and laugh my head off.

'Oh Jashin this is a good day! hahaha!' I thought grinning and rolling on the ground laughing.

That night as I was walking I came upon a river. 'hmmm... this looks like a nice place to camp' I thought. After I set up camp, took a bath and made a fire I ate dinner and went for a walk. I couldn't stop thinking about earlier. That boy was REALLY cute. And who was that thing chasing him? I think it called the boy Deidara. Then was that Tobi? Questions and speculations kept boiling in my head.

When I got back to camp my fire had been stolen! So I grabbed my only possession (my sleeping bag) and walked in the direction of some smoke betting it was my fire. When I reached it sure enough it was my fire and the people from earlier where sitting around it. So I just walked over, laid down my bag, crawled in it and slept by the fire.

"HEY! Who are you, un" the boy said

"You stole my fire and I'm too lazy to take it back. Deal with it." I stated and fell asleep. When I woke up the people where sleeping next to me in their own bags so I got up, restarted the fire, and made breakfast. When it was ready I screamed "BREAKFAST IS READY!" The boy shot up and covered his ears, the thing just jumped and ran to eat his share of the eggs I made.

"Owww...un" The boy complained getting up and eating his share. "So who are you, un?" he asked finishing his food.

"I'll tell you if you tell me! ^w^"

"I'm Deidara, ya, and this is Tobi, un"

"Okays, I'm Kitsune. Nice to meat you Deidara and Tobi."

"Tobi a good boy!" said tobi.

"haha, yes you are!"