Disclaimer: Ratchet and Clank are owned by Insomniac Games. A certain OC is owned by somebody else. I own nothing.
Well... I tortured you guys enough...
MERRY CHRISTMAS IN JULY EVERYBODY!
"What is Dad doing?" Circuit tilted her head to the side as she watched a golden furred Lombax throwing fist sized orbs of the white powder at a laughing Markazian .
"What he usually does." Clank stated in a monotone voice, due to most of his attention being on the dictionary for the Markazian language.
Circuit looked back at the green eyed robot for a few moments until a stray snowball smacked the window, which resulted in Circuit jumping off the window sill and landing on the couch, back first.
"Sorry, Circuit!"
"Ratchet, how could you!?"
"I said I was-AH! Tal! That's cold!"
Clank sighed as Ratchet's shouting interrupted his reading and as the robot turned to look, he got a face full of Circuit's feet.
"Sorry. I kinda fell off the window."
"Kind of?"
"TAL! QUIT SHOVING SNOW DOWN MY BACK!"
Both robots scrambled up to the window sill to see Ratchet struggling with Talwyn on his back who kept scooping up snow and shoving it down the back of the Lombax's black and red jacket.
"Is she hurting Daddy?"
"No. Just freezing his winter coat off."
"Do you think we should help him?"
The two robots exchanged looks for a few moments before they said in unison, "Nah."
... ... *looks out from behind a SUV that has a few toaster sized dents* Are you guys done throwing toasters now?
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Yeah? Kay.
Alright then... I guess I should explain where I've been for about two months, there is only one word that can explain why: Markiplier. I've been kinda wasting my time watching Markiplier on Youtube and I also got a N64 emulator and I've been playing Zelda; Ocarina of Time and Rocket Robot on Wheels.
Also, inFURMOUS sent me into a writer's block and I, for some reason, needed something sad to get me back into writing, and listening to Isolation by Lucas King and rereading the "You-Swordians-Know-What" scene, I wrote, I'm So Sorry, so then you guys finally got something to throw toasters at, which I feel is good because we Swordians need something other than Cole or Qwark to throw toasters at.
So, now I'm on that list...*inhales deeply* YOLO!
Lolz... but on a serious note, I hope this put a smile on at least Amber's face, and if I got some other smiles, thank you for not throwing any cars or giant boulders of fire at me.
See all you guys later!
~Jak Cooper the Lombax