The One when Ross said "Emily"
Chapter 1- "I take thee Emily"
Author's note: ok so maybe it wouldn't have been as different as I make out, but if ross said Emily think of all the crazy stuff that could have happened!
Disclaimer- basically I don't own any of the characters in this story
It was early evening in central London, and the guests were just starting to file into the torn down chapel, beautifully lit with numerous fairy lights and candles, to witness the marriage of Ross Geller and Emily Waltham. Joey was in his element, checking everyone's invitations and ushering the crowds in. However, as soon as the leggy brunette of a bridesmaid came through the door, directing a load of senile relatives went straight to the back of his mind, and he and the bridesmaid began a rather long and passionate meeting in the corner. Rachel took her chance, and sneaked into the chapel.
The organ started playing, and Monica and Chandler, the bridesmaid and the best man, walked down the aisle together. They had slept together the night before, and made plans to do the same tonight. After Joey and the leggy brunette walked down the aisle, Emily and her father followed. The ceremony then began. The vows were exchanged, and the immortal words spoken:
"I Emily, take thee Ross as my lawfully-wedded husband, in sickness and in health, 'til death parts us."
"I Ross, take thee Emily as my lawfully-wedded wife, in sickness and in health, 'til death parts us."
The vicar smiled "I now pronounce thee husband and wife! Congratulations, you may kiss the bride!"
And as Ross and Emily shared their first kiss as Mr. and Mrs. Geller, and the guests applauded and cheered, Rachel felt as though a chunk of her heart had been torn away. She took a deep breath, and clapped along with the rest.